( text ) » your eyes so frail, burdened with sadness; such a pure heart lost in the madness

[divaricate]

[—

» ID: Wanda Maximoff

helloooooooooo network -- it's Wanda again, who brought you the recent greatest hit of "chocolafte cofered espreesso beanzs".]

select 'like' if you think the porter needs to get a new hobby that doesn't involve porting out three of my family members in one month (hey february: gtfo) and you want to go get a shit load of drinks with me asap because screw this.

or select 'dislike' if you think the porter needs a new shtick.

yes, both of those boils down to ppppretty much the same point. yes, that IS the point. no, idgaf.

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[She's apparently just here to complain about February so far.]

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private; audio

[the_caped_crusader]

[...]

Are you doing alright, Wanda.

private; ahahahaha she's too >:O to respond with voice

[divaricate]

imagine the biggest dumpster fire you have ever seen.

multiply it by 463.

that is me.

[the_caped_crusader]

Right. That seems substantial. [......] Is there anything I can do?

UN: MadMax

[beyourzoomer]

I'm sorry. [The thought of people getting sent home is...terrifying, to say the least.]

[divaricate]

I wish I could say I was used to it, because after ... less than a month shy of two years, my list of 'people I've known' is way longer than the list of 'people I know'.

😭

so, you know, if you have anyone here that you care about...

[be warned, basically]

text;

[fridgeflower]

Oh. That's sucks.

I can't do drinks, technically, but if you want to avoid a bar...

[divaricate]

*this place*.

where to instead?

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[onlydoubts]

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[ it's been three losses since January. two of which came back, one with no memories of being here. ]

I'm sorry.

The porter can definitely use a hobby that's not 'taking away friends and loved ones'.

[divaricate]

right?? it needs to fuck off, but in that 'chill out' way not in the 'please break again' way.

I guess.

Well.

As long as it didn't break like it did in December.

Like does it not have anything better to do????????

private; id: batgirl

[cassassin]

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[then, via audio:]

Sorry. Anything...I can do? [Wanda may have noticed Batgirl hasn't been around the Hall of Justice for a while. Probably a comment from Batman about her taking time off.]

private;

[divaricate]

kick the porter into space so it can think about what it did?

[that's a legit option right???

also yay time off? hopefully nothing bad.]

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[accelerate]

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[accelerate]

Wait
Shit
I mean ✗

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[accelerate]

I don't mean that either!

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text, done

[accelerate]

OMG

✔✔✔✔✔✔✔ for drinks

✗✗✗✗✗✗ on approving the porter being mean to you

I can get my friend to throw it into a wormhole if you want and then we can go for unlimited drinks because that's what us scarlet themed people do.

[ his friend is the flash, just, fyi. ]

text; network ID is just a moon emoji 🌙︎

[dragony]

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Is it only you left, then?

[divaricate]

yes good.

Also nah my brother's still here. for ... however long??? :|

[vanto]

idgaf?

[divaricate]

I Don't Give A Fuck.

my life's motto tbh.

[canonized_demon]

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A little night on the town is good for the soul. I'll buy the first round.

[divaricate]

hellllllllllllllll yeah. what city are you in?

[izanyagi]

[Well they don't know each other, but Yu knows what it's like to having to leave family members or friends.

He has no idea what idgaf means, but someone else asked so he won't bother.]

I'm sorry. Not being able to see family and friends is rather hard.

[divaricate]

it's the worst. I mean, I guess I'm lucky because I got a few members of my family here (even if they were from different universes) at all, but, bluh. the porter needs to chill, honestly, for like five minutes.

text;

[reexamined]

I find myself in a similar situation.

I'm sorry for your loss, Wanda.

[He likes Wanda.]

[divaricate]

oh no :c you too.

We need to take these situations back for a refund, because I am calling 400 levels of bullshit.

400!!! levels!!