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UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS:

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:
<span style="font-family:courier"><font color="red"><B>NAME</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>GENERATION:</B> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 SKILLS</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 WEAKNESSES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HOBBIES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND</B>:</FONT> </span>

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

Comments

text; team flash encryption

[eloquentness]

Yeah! I don't finish my shift for a couple more hours.

New Rogues or no-new Rogues, I'll swing by the burger place on my way back and get you a couple more.

[text]

[flambeauyant]

I think I see now. You're looking for people willing to use their powers to clean up the city by tormenting those making a mess of it.

Or so I think. Nothing else makes sense.

UN: MadMax

[beyourzoomer]

You're...signing up to have enemies?

Text

[drivesadesk]

I'm not applying because I'm reformed and also my power set doesn't match, but I just wanted to say that it's really nice that you're friends with your rogues. I was friends with my hero and he was awesome.

text; un: clarke

[romancekiller]

why are you looking for replacement enemies?

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[battysitter]

So now you can no longer dance ):

[text]

[curiosityvoyage]

[Eh, sure! Why not.]

NAME: Dustin Henderson

GENERATION: I was brought here from 1984, does that help?

TOP 5 SKILLS:
1. I'm really good at radios and science is one of my best subjects. My friends all are good at both, actually.
2. I got buttering Eggo waffles down to an art by now.
3. I know where all the best bakeries, pizza parlors, diners and ice cream parlors in De Chima are.
4. I'm a bard in our party.
5. I'm not a bad person, but if you want your pigtails pulled sometimes I can hijack your phone and interrupt your playlist.

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES: I'm not telling you my weaknesses.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE? Nope.

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG? Who's Beyonce?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE? What's a spice girl?

HOBBIES: Dungeons & Dragons, science, radios, the arcade, hanging out with my friends. I'm trying to find all my old comics, but none of them exist here.

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND: Nope, sorry.

text

[beaky]

What exactly is a beyonce?

[riddleman]

NAME Edward Nygma

GENERATION: What?

TOP 5 SKILLS:
1. intelligence
2. sense of humour
3. problem solving
4. perfect memory
5. riddles

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:
1. not overly personable
2. can't put up with stupidity
3. better than other people, which seems to bother them
4. too enthusiastic about my work
5. overthinking

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE? Yes. He is an idiot. But yes.

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG? There is no one of that name where I'm from. What is the origin of it? Is it supposed to be French?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE? ...cilantro?

HOBBIES: riddles, cooking, video games, music, reading, quiz shows,...

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND: I have an eidetic memory and creative problem solving ideas, paired with an understanding of the human mind essentially being not unlike a puzzle, so I'd say so

CRITTING

[beaky]

5. riddles

Edward, you put riddles here TWICE and it does not count as a skill, it's a waste of time better suited to hobbies. I highly doubt anyone is looking for a master criminal who excels in riddles of all things!

3. better than other people, which seems to bother them.

... Do you even hear yourself?

5. overthinking.

You DON'T say.

Also I'd say you were more cinnamon than cilantro.

[riddleman]

5. Solving and creating riddles is an exercise that requires all of one's mental facilities. It is a skill. Master criminals that truly challenge their heroes all excel at riddles, you are just letting you petty dislike of them interfere with your judgement.

3. I hear myself. Why, are you bothered?

What is your real issue, that I forgot to list 'handsome'?

If anything else, I'd go with cardamom.

[beaky]

5. No one is going to stand around solving riddles. I assure you this young man will sooner punch you in the face than solve your silly little riddles! Don't tell me this is your plan for the future and that Manbat.

3. Because you sound grating and insufferable.

And you really should have, it's your best asset. Dummy.

Any spice better is small doses is perhaps the best of all to sum you up. Too much can be painful and overwhelming.

[riddleman]

5. It's BATMAN. The only plan I have for the future is to keep intellectually challenging myself, as I don't see anyone else rising to the occasion. But who knows, I can be surprised. So, yes, riddles are a good way to do that.

3. Then I'm on brand.

You know how I feel about being called names, Oswald.

Perhaps you should learn to take it.

text; 1/2

[aviate]

Barry, what the hell are you doing?

text; private

[aviate]

[Oh wait, that's public. Hal frantically mashes delete. There's a high chance Barry will see it and get a reply through before it gets deleted, but hopefully he can avoid having anyone else see it...]

Don't worry I got it!

But seriously, what are you doing?!?!!!

[wronganswer]

Is that your ability?

If you're as ridiculous as this post makes you seem, and you don't have any hidden skeletons that get dug up? Very nice.

text;

[heliophilic]

NAME The Midnighter

GENERATION: Older than you

TOP 5 SKILLS:
1. Crack astrologer
2. Fun at parties
3. Can drink anyone under the table
4. Creative maiming
5. Knowing every move you'll make before you make it

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:
You're going to have to earn that one ;)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE? Nightwing and I have our ups and downs, but I don't know if he'd go so far as to call me an enemy...

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG? Who?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE? I wasn't aware spices had a gender. Cinnamon?

HOBBIES: Stamp collecting, ham radio operator, woodworking, imPocreat fighting, putting intricate model ships in a glass bottle, hiking, playing pool

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND: What kind of relocating are we talking here?




[Have fun separating the truth from the lies, Bar.]

text; cisco's super secret encryption

[doitforthevibe]

im not making business cards for pipers super smart chinchilla before i make business cards for myself.

dude if somethings up with your memory, just tell me, i want to help.

text; cisco's super secret encryption

[doitforthevibe]

[ It's deleted quickly, but not quickly enough that Cisco doesn't see it. Cisco may be open about his Vibe identity, but he knows Barry keeps his Flash identity on lock. ]

who are you?

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SOMETIMES THE BEST PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE ARE THOSE WHO CHALLENGE YOU.

[ this is a roundabout way of saying, yes, yes he is. ]

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[ finally! someone who gets his thinking! ]

WHO WAS YOUR HERO FRIEND?

text;

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THEY'RE NOT "REPLACEMENT ENEMIES"
THEY'RE REPLACEMENT "PEOPLE WHO CHALLENGE ME AND KEEP ME ON MY TOES BY SOMETIMES BREAKING THE LAW AND TRYING TO EITHER SET ME ON FIRE OR BLOW ME UP WITH TOY BOMBS"
THOSE ARE NOT ENEMIES

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HEY PERSON I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO BEFORE
I CAN DO A MEAN SINGLE LADIES ROUTINE

[ totally believable. ]

[text]

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YOU SOUND SUPER COOL, DUSTIN HENDERSON
AND BY SUPER COOL, I MEAN TOTALLY ROGUE WORTHY

WHAT ARE YOUR OLD COMICS?

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ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
all the single ladies
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
all the single ladies
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
all the single ladies
PUT YOUR HANDS UP