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[accelerate]

UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS:

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:
<span style="font-family:courier"><font color="red"><B>NAME</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>GENERATION:</B> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 SKILLS</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 WEAKNESSES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HOBBIES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND</B>:</FONT> </span>

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

Comments

text; cisco's super secret encryption

[doitforthevibe]

"relocating memories?"

text; cisco's super secret encryption

[accelerate]

RELOCATING MEMORIES
I MAY HAVE
Sorry, I'm not yelling at you. It's really hard to type with my gloves. You know what they say about big fingers.

[ no ... one ... does ... ]

I have a friend who's misplaced some things he used to know and now doesn't know
So I thought I'd ask
Just in case

[ 1. that's not believable in the slightest since you know no one outside of cisco, iris, and what's his face ... but ok.
2. you can take your phone off flash i.d. now, barry. ]

text; team flash encryption mostly cause he still doesn't have a name

[stretchydick]

are you seriously advertising for bad guys right now?????

text; team flash encryption because ralph's username is PLASTIC DICK

[accelerate]

THEY'RE NOT /BAD/ GUYS, RALPH
THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO START FIRES, MAKE BAD JOKES, AND LIKE TO ANNOY PEOPLE
THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM BAD PEOPLE
JUST ANTAGONIZINGLY DIFFERENT

[ barry ... you can take your i.d. off of flash ... ralph knows you're him and he's you and you're inside of one another. ]

text; team flash encryption

[eloquentness]

Tbf, and I never thought I'd say this, our rogues were pretty nice.

As far as rogues went, anyway.

[text]

[flambeauyant]

I feel as if you just advertised and put an application up for finding friends, or perhaps enemies? The jury is still out on that one.

Desperate?

[text]

[accelerate]

FOR ROGUES TO CLEAN UP THIS CITY, YES
OR TORMENT IT
EITHER WAY HONESTLY WORKS FOR ME, AS LONG AS THEY'RE HERE AND NOT BACK AT HOME WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T BE

[ the flash is super passionate about his rogues!! ]

text; team flash encryption

[eloquentness]

[ Oh, Barry... ]

Hey, I thought I'd tell you while you were casting your search: Mick and Snart left their apartment to us.

[ okay, just to Iris, but Iris always thinks her stuff is Barry's, and vice-versa. ]

I was going to check it after work, if you wanted to come and join me.

text; team flash encryption

[accelerate]

WHAT
SINCE WHEN
THEY CAN'T SAY GOODBYE BUT THEY CAN LEAVE THIS TO US
WHAT THE FRAK

[ he's not sad (or about to choke with sadness) as he eats his burger. he's not. ]

DO THEY HAVE A POOL??
A POOL TABLE??
A WORKING DISHWASHER??

[ one of those things is not like the other. ]

[wronganswer]

Can't help you with the rest of that, but I can do relocating memories.

[accelerate]

SERIOUSLY?
IS THAT YOUR PORTER ABILITY OR AN ABILITY YOU HAD PRE-PORTER?

[ tbh, it doesn't make a difference when she got it. but the csi in him must investigate. ]

UN: MadMax

[beyourzoomer]

You're...signing up to have enemies?

[accelerate]

SOMETIMES THE BEST PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE ARE THOSE WHO CHALLENGE YOU.

[ this is a roundabout way of saying, yes, yes he is. ]

Text

[drivesadesk]

I'm not applying because I'm reformed and also my power set doesn't match, but I just wanted to say that it's really nice that you're friends with your rogues. I was friends with my hero and he was awesome.

Text

[accelerate]

[ finally! someone who gets his thinking! ]

WHO WAS YOUR HERO FRIEND?

text; un: clarke

[romancekiller]

why are you looking for replacement enemies?

text;

[accelerate]

THEY'RE NOT "REPLACEMENT ENEMIES"
THEY'RE REPLACEMENT "PEOPLE WHO CHALLENGE ME AND KEEP ME ON MY TOES BY SOMETIMES BREAKING THE LAW AND TRYING TO EITHER SET ME ON FIRE OR BLOW ME UP WITH TOY BOMBS"
THOSE ARE NOT ENEMIES

[ text ]

[battysitter]

So now you can no longer dance ):

[ text ]

[accelerate]

HEY PERSON I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO BEFORE
I CAN DO A MEAN SINGLE LADIES ROUTINE

[ totally believable. ]

[text]

[curiosityvoyage]

[Eh, sure! Why not.]

NAME: Dustin Henderson

GENERATION: I was brought here from 1984, does that help?

TOP 5 SKILLS:
1. I'm really good at radios and science is one of my best subjects. My friends all are good at both, actually.
2. I got buttering Eggo waffles down to an art by now.
3. I know where all the best bakeries, pizza parlors, diners and ice cream parlors in De Chima are.
4. I'm a bard in our party.
5. I'm not a bad person, but if you want your pigtails pulled sometimes I can hijack your phone and interrupt your playlist.

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES: I'm not telling you my weaknesses.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE? Nope.

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG? Who's Beyonce?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE? What's a spice girl?

HOBBIES: Dungeons & Dragons, science, radios, the arcade, hanging out with my friends. I'm trying to find all my old comics, but none of them exist here.

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND: Nope, sorry.

[text]

[accelerate]

YOU SOUND SUPER COOL, DUSTIN HENDERSON
AND BY SUPER COOL, I MEAN TOTALLY ROGUE WORTHY

WHAT ARE YOUR OLD COMICS?

text

[beaky]

What exactly is a beyonce?

text 1/2

[accelerate]

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
all the single ladies
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
all the single ladies
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
all the single ladies
PUT YOUR HANDS UP

[riddleman]

NAME Edward Nygma

GENERATION: What?

TOP 5 SKILLS:
1. intelligence
2. sense of humour
3. problem solving
4. perfect memory
5. riddles

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:
1. not overly personable
2. can't put up with stupidity
3. better than other people, which seems to bother them
4. too enthusiastic about my work
5. overthinking

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE? Yes. He is an idiot. But yes.

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG? There is no one of that name where I'm from. What is the origin of it? Is it supposed to be French?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE? ...cilantro?

HOBBIES: riddles, cooking, video games, music, reading, quiz shows,...

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND: I have an eidetic memory and creative problem solving ideas, paired with an understanding of the human mind essentially being not unlike a puzzle, so I'd say so

CRITTING

[beaky]

5. riddles

Edward, you put riddles here TWICE and it does not count as a skill, it's a waste of time better suited to hobbies. I highly doubt anyone is looking for a master criminal who excels in riddles of all things!

3. better than other people, which seems to bother them.

... Do you even hear yourself?

5. overthinking.

You DON'T say.

Also I'd say you were more cinnamon than cilantro.

text; 1/2

[aviate]

Barry, what the hell are you doing?

text; private

[aviate]

[Oh wait, that's public. Hal frantically mashes delete. There's a high chance Barry will see it and get a reply through before it gets deleted, but hopefully he can avoid having anyone else see it...]

Don't worry I got it!

But seriously, what are you doing?!?!!!

text;

[heliophilic]

NAME The Midnighter

GENERATION: Older than you

TOP 5 SKILLS:
1. Crack astrologer
2. Fun at parties
3. Can drink anyone under the table
4. Creative maiming
5. Knowing every move you'll make before you make it

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:
You're going to have to earn that one ;)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE? Nightwing and I have our ups and downs, but I don't know if he'd go so far as to call me an enemy...

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG? Who?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE? I wasn't aware spices had a gender. Cinnamon?

HOBBIES: Stamp collecting, ham radio operator, woodworking, imPocreat fighting, putting intricate model ships in a glass bottle, hiking, playing pool

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND: What kind of relocating are we talking here?




[Have fun separating the truth from the lies, Bar.]

text;

[accelerate]

[ dude, your name isn't even midnighter. it's afternoonlighter. liar!!! ]

CAN YOU GIVE ME A READING?
I'M A PISCES

text

[topmeup]

The fact you asked for Beyonce songs makes us mortal enemies. Does that count?

text

[accelerate]

WHAT
NO

AND BY NO I MEAN IT TOTALLY DOES
HOW? WHY? WHEN? WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

[dreadinquisitor]

[Maxwell pauses when it comes up. Reads it through. Then again.]

I sense you don't mean rogue in the classical sense, do you?

[accelerate]

[ he thinks about that one for a moment. ]

YOU MEAN LIKE FLYNN RYDER?
THE PEOPLE WHO CAN SMOULDER WITHOUT EVEN TRYING?

[Text]

[canonized_demon]

Is...this a joke? Who asks for enemies?

[Text]

[accelerate]

DID YOU LAUGH? I HEAR THAT'S HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

I'M NOT /ASKING/ FOR ENEMIES
I AM ASKING FOR PEOPLE TO CHALLENGE ME
KEEP ME ON MY TOES
ENSURE I DON'T GET PUDGEY LOVE HANDLES AGAIN LIKE I DID LAST WEEK
IF THAT INVOLVES THE CHANCE OF BEING SET ON FIRE ... THEN OK

[yaaas_queen]

NAME Gina

GENERATION: Greatest, but not the old one. The one everyone is currently nostalgic for and rebooting.

TOP 5 SKILLS:
1. Dancing that transcends words
2. Impeccable music taste
3. Encyclopedic knowledge of famous social media stars
4. Can make a flamethrower out of hairspray and a lighter
5. Solve everyone's problems by my rational point of view

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:
1. Care too much
2. Work too hard
3. Being 110% on fleek means I break math regularly
4. I can be lured into talking about how endlessly fascinating my life is instead of my plans
5. j/k I get that stuff out of the way before my dramatic entrances

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE? I have been both a savior and bane to the local police force when the mood suits me. I have also gotten into Twitter fights with that Crocodile Dundee guy and come out un-knifed.

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG? This must be a trick question if you can't even give us a distinguishing moment between Destiny's Child, Sacha Fierce, or other Beyonce movements.

But the answer is "Run the World (Girls)"

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE? Posh but with a little Scary for flavoring.

HOBBIES: Hobbies are things people say they do when they can only be a mediocre B at them. I have hob-A+'s

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND: No, but I can make you forget any immediate task by replacing it with a loop of catchy music.

[accelerate]

BEFORE YOU MAKE ME FORGET ANY IMMEDIATE TASK
HOW DID YOU GET OUR OF A FIGHT UN-KNIFED BY THE CROCODILE DUNDEE?

[ did you just block paul hogan, gina ... ]