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UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

THAT'S TRUE
KEYBOARD WARRIORS =/= WARRIORS IRL
BUT WOULD YOU CROSS HEMISPHERES BECAUSE OF AN ONLINE FEUD?
IT'S PART OF THE INTERVIEW

Depends on the feud

And where it's taking place

All expenses paid feud rumble to Paris, France? Hell to the yes

Feud in Paris, Idaho? Bitch better give me money to make up for the time waste.

BUT IF IT'S NOT PAID?
YOU WON'T GO?
EVEN IF IT'S ABOUT THE THING YOU CARE ABOUT AND STAN THE MOST?

I can accept going for Beyonce tickets

But would Queen Bey ever bother with middle of nowhere, I ask you?

Let's just say that my feuds need to be either opportunistic or news worthy. If I put in effort it's going to be a spectacle of its own making.

IF IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE, PROBABLY ...
IT'D ALSO GIVE HER AN EDGE
YOU WOULDN'T SEE TAYLOR SWIFT GOING TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, WOULD YOU?

A SPECTACLE
OKAY, THE FEUD IS OVER WHETHER OR NOT BEYONCE IS THE GREATEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME
THE PERSON WHO IS ANTI BEY IS BASED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
DO YOU GO?
FLIGHT IS FREE
ACCOMODATION AND CAR TRAVEL IS NOT

There are plenty of Un-Knowels-bles fans. What is their follower #? What did they do to earn my attention? Because the best spectacle is one "Taylor"d to upend them.

Also need to ask: plan time to get a glitter cannon, repaint an 18 wheel big rig, and find a local dance troupe to learn my steps so we can Bring It On.

THEN

I would bother.

WAIT
BRING IT ON 1 OR BRING IT ON 2?

Edited (what a jake thing to do) 2018-03-30 21:57 (UTC)

Bring It On OG to start

But the surprise would be how I turn it on its head to Step Up 2 the Streets after

BRR IT'S COLD IN HERE THERE MUST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON STEP UP 1 THOUGH?
FAN?
NOT A FAN?
SEQUEL IS BETTER IN THIS INSTANCE?

It was the origin story of Channing Tatum's magical Michael opus so points for that. And he can single handedly create a drama in the gaps of his washboard abs.

But sequel has better crew dancing.

HUH
I MIGHT NEED SOME TIME TO THINK THIS OVER
I FULLY BELIEVE SEQUELS ARE INFERIOR TO THE FIRST FILM
EXCEPT IN THE CASE OF THE MUMMY WHERE BOTH FILMS ARE A+ ENJOYABLE FAMILY TIME WATCHABLES

IF SOMEONE SAID STEP UP 1 HAD BETTER DANCING THAN STEP UP 2 WOULD YOU GO FEUD WITH THEM?
ASKING FOR A FRIEND

Did you not see Magic Mike XXL?

That sequel was a gift unto humankind.

The true answer to "if we do the same movie but MORE?" and gets it right.

Your friend needs to bring their beef first, but cut to the heart I must ask: would they diss the Red Hook battle?

I MAKE IT A POINT NOT TO TALK ABOUT MAGIC MIKE BECAUSE I WISH I HAD THOSE KIND OF MOVES
AND LOOKED AS GOOD AS CHANNING TATUM DRESSED AND UNDRESSED
IT'S AN INSECURITY POINT

I'LL ADMIT I HAD A HUUUUGE CRUSH ON JENNA DEWAN AND HER NOT BEING A PART OF IT ...
IT'S THE REASON WHY
CAN YOU FORGIVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

Everyone has their insecurities and illogical reasons for not embracing amazing cinema

Except for me because I'm perf

But I can be very forgiving in the face of (Channing or Jenna) Tatum Hasty Absence Systematic Syndrome, or Th'ASS

PHEW
I WAS WORRIED WE'D HAVE TO FEUD IT OUT
I AM KIND OF BOOKED OUT TODAY
EXPECTING SOME RIBS TO ARRIVE IN 5 MINUTES AND I DON'T WANT THEM TO GET COLD
I'M FREE TOMORROW JUST IN CASE I SAY SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES A DUEL OF SOME SORT

I can always make time for duels around lunch time

if lunch is provided

jsyk

YOU HAVE A CHOICE BETWEEN
A) A NICE JUICY BURGER WITH FRIES AND A COKE
B) RIBS COOKED WELL DONE WITH A NICE GARDEN SALAD
C) CHICKEN SCHNITZEL WITH GRAVY AND A SIDE OF FRIES AND GARDEN SALAD
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

D obvs

Unless it's for a set up then B to your A

Because when you bring beef

I'll be a vegetarian cuz I'm not fucking scared of 'em

mic drop

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN HIRED AS A FLASH ROGUE!
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ALWAYS D
ALSO THANKS FOR HELPING ME PICK WHAT I WAS GOING TO EAT NEXT
I JUST FINISHED MY FRIES AND I'M KIND OF CRAVING RIBS AND A GARDEN SALAD

dang if u go thu food like I go thru life's obstacles

impressive

LIKE IT'S NOT THERE?
YEP
EXCEPT I KNOW FOOD IS THERE BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD
I DON'T THINK LIFE'S OBSTACLES TASTE VERY GOOD
UNLESS IT'S A PIZZA
HAWAIIN?

my life's obstacles sometimes are filled with prickly outsides and sweet rewards inside, like a pineapple

also a lot of spam

the email kind

LIKE PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA ...?

Xactly

but I rep for NY style over Hawaiian

I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EITHER BE OKAY WITH BEING MORTAL ENEMIES OR GO ON A PIZZA LUNCH PARTY
I'M KIND OF LEANING TOWARDS THE FORMER TURNING INTO THE LATTER
THOUGHTS?

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