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UN: FLASH

[ for the first time since his arrival, the flash graces the network at lunchtime. it's a good thing this isn't paper-based. there'd be crumbs everywhere ... as well as ketchup and a soft drink stain. the flash may be the fastest man alive, but he's still a klutz. ]

ROGUES WANTED

SEEKING: ROGUES SPECIALIZING IN COLD, HEAT, BAD JOKES, MUSIC* TO KEEP THE FLASH ON HIS TOES AND IN FIT CONDITION FOR COLD, HEATWAVE, TRICKSTER, AND PIPER TO RETURN.

MUST HAVE: GREAT SENSES OF HUMOR, ABILITY TO ACCEPT PEP TALKS, ABILITY TO GIVE PEP TALKS, AND ROGUES WHO ARE COMFORTABLE COMING OVER FOR CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A ROGUE? LET US KNOW NOW! AND BY US I MEAN JUST THE FLASH

NAME:

GENERATION:

TOP 5 SKILLS:

TOP 5 WEAKNESSES:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY"** OF A "HERO"*** BEFORE?

FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?

WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?

HOBBIES?

ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:

* THE FLASH HAS LOST ALL OF HIS ROGUES :'( I LOVE YOU GUYS
** ENEMY IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO PULL THE METAPHORICAL PIGTAILS OF THE FLASH, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY AN ENEMY OR A BAD PERSON
*** HERO IS DEFINED AS SOMEONE WHO THE ROGUES THINK OF AS A HERO, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE

[ if you want to apply, fill in this easy-to-fill in form:
<span style="font-family:courier"><font color="red"><B>NAME</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>GENERATION:</B> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 SKILLS</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>TOP 5 WEAKNESSES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>1.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>2.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>3.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>4.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>5.</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE "ENEMY" OF A "HERO" BEFORE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>FAVORITE BEYONCE SONG?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>WHICH SPICE GIRL ARE YOU MORE LIKE?</B></FONT> <font color="red"><B>HOBBIES</B>:</FONT> <font color="red"><B>ARE YOU USEFUL AT RELOCATING MEMORIES? ASKING FOR A FRIEND</B>:</FONT> </span>

please note that acceptance as a rogue doesn't guarantee you will be invited to his vip beyonce concert tour. this right is reserved for iris west-allen and his original rogues ... ]

Comments

text; cisco's super secret encryption

[doitforthevibe]

"relocating memories?"

text; team flash encryption mostly cause he still doesn't have a name

[stretchydick]

are you seriously advertising for bad guys right now?????

text; cisco's super secret encryption

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RELOCATING MEMORIES
I MAY HAVE
Sorry, I'm not yelling at you. It's really hard to type with my gloves. You know what they say about big fingers.

[ no ... one ... does ... ]

I have a friend who's misplaced some things he used to know and now doesn't know
So I thought I'd ask
Just in case

[ 1. that's not believable in the slightest since you know no one outside of cisco, iris, and what's his face ... but ok.
2. you can take your phone off flash i.d. now, barry. ]

text; team flash encryption because ralph's username is PLASTIC DICK

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THEY'RE NOT /BAD/ GUYS, RALPH
THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO START FIRES, MAKE BAD JOKES, AND LIKE TO ANNOY PEOPLE
THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM BAD PEOPLE
JUST ANTAGONIZINGLY DIFFERENT

[ barry ... you can take your i.d. off of flash ... ralph knows you're him and he's you and you're inside of one another. ]

text; cisco's super secret encryption

[doitforthevibe]

a """friend"""
right.

what exactly does your friend not remember?

text; cisco's super secret encryption

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Stuff
Like ... how to make spaghetti bolognese and what his mom got him for his fifth birthday
Just needs a bit of a zap of some memory boosting ... boostingness
I'm pretty sure you can get some of that around here.

text; cisco's super secret encryption

[doitforthevibe]

i mean...
i think sarissas got memory based powers.
you could try asking her.

for your friend.

text; cisco's super secret encryption

[accelerate]

I'm pretty sure this time Sarissa and I hang out we won't be breaking any multidimensional layer
Francisco can supervise us in case, right?
Supervisor of the powers ... You should make business cards

[ the chinchalla unsuspicious francisco, not the one with glorious hair and a sense of humour to die for. barry's not even believing himself right now. thank god the red font gives him authority on the matter, right? ]

[text]

[flambeauyant]

I feel as if you just advertised and put an application up for finding friends, or perhaps enemies? The jury is still out on that one.

Desperate?

text; team flash encryption

[eloquentness]

Tbf, and I never thought I'd say this, our rogues were pretty nice.

As far as rogues went, anyway.

text; team flash encryption

[eloquentness]

[ Oh, Barry... ]

Hey, I thought I'd tell you while you were casting your search: Mick and Snart left their apartment to us.

[ okay, just to Iris, but Iris always thinks her stuff is Barry's, and vice-versa. ]

I was going to check it after work, if you wanted to come and join me.

[wronganswer]

Can't help you with the rest of that, but I can do relocating memories.

text; team flash encryption

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WHAT
SINCE WHEN
THEY CAN'T SAY GOODBYE BUT THEY CAN LEAVE THIS TO US
WHAT THE FRAK

[ he's not sad (or about to choke with sadness) as he eats his burger. he's not. ]

DO THEY HAVE A POOL??
A POOL TABLE??
A WORKING DISHWASHER??

[ one of those things is not like the other. ]

[text]

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FOR ROGUES TO CLEAN UP THIS CITY, YES
OR TORMENT IT
EITHER WAY HONESTLY WORKS FOR ME, AS LONG AS THEY'RE HERE AND NOT BACK AT HOME WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T BE

[ the flash is super passionate about his rogues!! ]

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SERIOUSLY?
IS THAT YOUR PORTER ABILITY OR AN ABILITY YOU HAD PRE-PORTER?

[ tbh, it doesn't make a difference when she got it. but the csi in him must investigate. ]

[wronganswer]

Nothing to do with the Porter. I'm psychic. I dig up memories all the time when I'm at home.

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HOW?
I'LL BE REALLY HONEST WITH YOU, I'VE ONLY EVER REALLY HAD TO DEAL WITH PSYCHICS IN A VERY LIMITED CAPACITY
HI HOW ARE YOU NICE TO MEET YOU YOU'RE UNDER ARREST KIND OF CAPACITY

[text]

[flambeauyant]

Cleaning it up or tormenting it seems a bit contradictory, does it not?

[Yes, this guy is either very hyper or very passionate... or both.]

[wronganswer]

Really? Not so different from me, then. What were you being arrested for?

I usually use it to interrogate criminals, but I can be nicer.

[text]

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NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT ...

CLEANING UP AND TORMENTING IT CAN BE THE SAME THING IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT YOUR ALLEGED SKILL SET
I COULD BE CAPTAIN COLD FREEZING ONE OF HEATWAVE'S FIRES
HEATWAVE WAS TORMENTING THE CITY
CAPTAIN COLD WAS CLEANING IT UP

IT CAN WORK

[ no, flash. ]

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I WAS DOING THE ARRESTING
OR MY FRIENDS FROM CCPD WERE
SOMETIMES I JUST CHASE AND CATCH THE BAD GUYS
I DON'T HAVE ANY POCKETS FOR HANDCUFFS

HOW NICE ARE YOU TO YOUR CRIMINALS?

[wronganswer]

Nice save. All right.

As nice as I'm legally allowed to be, for the most part.

text; team flash encryption

[eloquentness]

Since today? Yesterday?? I got a letter in the mail telling me that the apartment's in my name.

IDK. I haven't been to their place in a while, [ implying that she sure did visit Mick on a regular basis, ] but I'm p sure Snart prioritized basic working appliances.

Does that mean you're in?

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WAS IT A SPEEDY SAVE?
SPEED IS MY THING

[ laaaaaaame. ]

ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
1 = SUPER NOT NICE
10 = SUPER NICE MY TEETH ROT
HOW NICE WILL YOU BE WITH ME?

text; team flash encryption

[accelerate]

I'M IN

DO I HAVE TIME TO FINISH MY BURGER AND INTERVIEWS?

[ he's already scoffing that shit down even before he finishes typing his message. ]