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9. Jorse [text]

i think about horses a lot

almost as much as i think about love and romance and dating boys

so when i needed to come up with an opinion poll for a school assignment, what better topic than horses, right, and then i saw this

so here's my opinion poll, should horses wear pants??? or are they beautiful enough just the way they are?

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A horse like that deserves something better than ill-fitting jeans.

The real question is: how should he be wearing them?

horses shouldn't wear pants!

Let them wear what they want Keith!

Maybe he's cold.

that isn't going to keep them warm!

you could just get a wool blanket.

Keith. Babe. You are thinking about this way too hard, and with too much practicality.

It's called a meme.

and it's a stupid meme!

That's...kind of the point? Memes are dumb and funny.

did you draw that?

Of course. I had to showcase my artistic talents.

it's cute.

cute. my art is cute, but horses can't wear jeans.

exactly.

that makes like zero sense. zero.

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i think the latter looks better because it looks more like how humans wear pants

but then again, that is human standards and maybe horses like the first way better

you know anyone with the power to talk to animals?
then we could just ask.

not yet, but i'll see if I can find out

i wish I had that power for myself, now that I think about it

it'd be like a total disney princess power. which you've gotta admit is kind of amazing.

I could just go live in the forest and chat with the animals

or be the world's best veterinarian

por que no los dos?

both is always the better option.

si! doing both would be even better

though i think I'd start to miss people a little too much

mm fair. being that far out of the way might limit your vet business too.

maybe I could assemble a whole team of animal talkers

some could live in the forest and some could have a vet office

that wouldn't be too bad to have as a career when I get older if I spontaneously develop the ability to talk to animals

make sure you let us know if you get this awesome powers.

or if you round up a crew like that.

I'm sure they'll want to give us a reality show, too

but wait, that kind of defeats the purpose of living in the woods

oh totally. it'd be like dr. dolittle but with the "unexpected" occurrences of reality tv.

you could just have them focus on the clinic side of things?