[accidental text | voice | video]

[heist]

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[switches to voice]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

[even the most hopeful of creatures can't take repeating the same day over and over, there's a thud which then switches to video of a cat-like creature sort of passed out next to a cat toy from Purrfect Pet Supplies]

Will this day ever end...?

[ooc: so due to personal reasons I hadn't intro'd Morgana yet, so in true Mona style he's kinda been getting info about the situation and kept a low profile for a few weeks, as he wasn't sure if it was another cognition or palace. He didn't want to make himself known to castmates in this... fashion though. Oh well!]

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[yaaas_queen]

excuse me

we don't watch cat videos for existential crises

where is my live feed of cats stealing beds from much larger dogs??

video cause text is hard

[heist]

[he tilts his head towards the device as he notices the text]

What!? This thing is on!? Dammit!

[then he shoots up and points at it angrily]

Well you're wrong, cause I'm not. a. cat.

[yaaas_queen]

[She flips to video but is still texting someone else while she talks]

Look, if you wanna live your furry lifestyle, go with Simba or whatever. But if this is a Purrfect Pet Supplies feed, you're Kanye-ing all the little catty TSwifts running around.

video;

[lempereur]

Morgana?!

[ Hey. Hey guess what. This boy knows you! And is surprised to see you here? If the Porter is still working during this day that never ends, that's a good thing...right? ]

Where have you been?

video

[heist]

[oh crap, now this is not the way he wanted to introduce himself to the group. he was hoping to make a grand random entrance all "s'up dudes" cept he's not Junpei so it'd be all "Hey guys!" or "Mreow" or something. He's extremely disappointed and lets out a dramatic sigh.]

Yes... It's me.

[He picks up the device]

I was trying to work out this place before I made myself known. Trust me when I say I had every intention of doing so. Just... not like this.

[his expression is pained]

[crimeboy]

Morganaaaa!!!

[Never has he been so relieved to hear that whining yell. Well, okay maybe once he was more relieved but that's not the point.]

Oh no, you missed our trip...

1/2

[heist]

Akira! Gah, why didn't I just make myself known sooner!?

[he might be getting a little teary, considering he arrived here after vanishing back home, he thought he'd never see them again, he's also kinda embarrassed about this accidental video]

[heist]

Wait, you went on a trip without me!?

[well it wouldn't be the first time...]

video

[halloflamer]

Huh!? ...A talking Meowth??

...Nah that'd just be crazy....

video

[heist]

You're right, that would be crazy because I'm not a....!

Huh, wait, what's a Meowth?

Video;

[codeoracle]

Mona!

[One of the only erm...people to get the honor of a video response first off, and of course, it's the cat.]

Where have you been? [As if she hadn't been hoping you'd come along for months. She's missed you.]

Video;

[heist]

Futaba! [teary eyed, s'ok he just got something in his eyes]

I wasn't sure what this place could be, since I came here after I disappeared. I've been trying to gather intel, then I got stuck with a job.

Video

[beautiful_monster]

Holy shit! Who are you? Are you okay? Are you really a cat? [ That last one is clearly the most important question here. ]

Voice; Because the gremlin would so threadjack

[codeoracle]

Yuri! [Okay, she is definitely in an excitable mood. Let's just blame the fact that another of her "family" is here now. Because that's totally what it is.]

That's Mona! Morgana. One of us.

And he is not a cat. Not really. Or well...okay so he's trying to figure out how to be human. You'll like him.

Video

[heist]

I am the great Morgana, I'm fine and I'M NOT A CAT!

video;

[ambasciatore]

...I feel like I've seen everything now.

video;

[heist]

[so, he's basically doing this]

You ain't seen nothing yet!

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Don't mind him, he's just. Kinda. Squinting at the screen. ]

...you're a cat.

[ Best detective in Heropa, right here. ]

video;

[heist]

You might wanna get your eyes checked.

voice;

[imaphantomthief]

[Ok, so he’s been mostly ignoring the network so far. He’s been meaning to get around to it. It’s just... kind of like homework. Then again, maybe it isn’t. Maybe it’s actually full of useful information. ‘Cause this is pretty useful.]

Woah, you got catnapped?

[Hmm, actually that’s already a word. And it means something else. Ah, whatever. This guy will get the gist of it.]

Me too. Well, you know what I mean. Nobody told me you were here! They said it was just Akira.

video because well... just because

[heist]

They didn't tell you because nobody knew. I kinda got sidetracked figuring this place out, then I got stuck with a job.

[he scrunches his face, man why did Ryuji have to see this too?]

I did not want to make myself known like this.

[he wanted to just show up to everyone one day and be all "look it's me I'm so amazing" but that didn't happen so eh...]

[ Video ]

[axeboyfriend]

All signs are pointing to "no."

[ Interestingly, this guy doesn't look terribly startled to see a talking cat show up on the network. ]

[heist]

Can't you be a bit more optimistic!?

[says the guy who was crying about it a few minutes ago]

video

[izanyagi]

[He may have been reading what others are saying so...]

You're...not a cat then? I think it's the ears that confuse people.

[LIKE THE CAT EARS HE IS WEARING ON HIS HEAD.]

[heist]

[his automatic reaction is to flatten his ears back]

I can't help the way I was made!