Video;

[codeoracle]

[The video opens with a wonderful view of the sky before it's refocused on the girl holding the camera. Futaba is all grins, which likely means she's up to something. And she is.]

Heropa has pretty nice weather most of the time. Not to mention it's by the beach, has some nice scenic drives...Which means you have to have a decent ride.

So! Let me introduce you to mine.

[And the feed shifts again so Futaba can make the camera pan over the glorious monstrosity sitting on the street. A bike that words cannot adequately describe--so a picture is below the cut for your OOC view pleasure.]




[Note: This is obviously Futaba's attempt at an April Fool's joke. She does not, in fact, own a bike as wonderful as this one. No one sane would let her drive it anyway.]

Comments

[deathboss]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!

[It's like his entire nightmares come to life.]

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME IT SMELLS AS BAD AS I THINK IT MIGHT!

[codeoracle]

It's a bike, obviously.

[If she were anyone else, this would be where motorcycle noises go. Ah hell, she might just do it anyway because she's in a hilarious mood.]

And it doesn't smell at all! It's a bike.

[deathboss]

Look in this world, the fact it might be made from a giant creature wouldn't surprise me.

[He shivers at the thought oh god why...]

Kinda reminds me of that bike in a tv show I watched. One of the bad guys had it for an episode.

[Featherman Episode 35 clearly when Commander Crawfish was pitted against the Feathermen.]

[ text ] » ID: Wanda Maximoff

[divaricate]

sexy. 10/10, even.

is it fueled by cocktail sauce?

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[codeoracle]

Oh no! I missed a prime opportunity.


...wonder if I could make it run off cocktail sauce...

VIDEO.

[contradict]

[ congratulations, futaba. you've made elektra's day. people who take the easy piss out of things are great people to be around. ]

[ as for elektra, she doesn't hide her amusement. ] I'm a little disappointed the wheels aren't lemons or aioli in a little dish.

[codeoracle]

You're a genius. [She's all grins and stifled giggles over here.]

Obviously, those will be the next things to get modified...after I figure out how to make it run on cocktail sauce.

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[subroutined]

[ Ash sticks to text only because his prior conversations with this person have been in text, though it is nice to be able to put a face to the name. ]

What does it feel like?

[ A weird question, maybe, but he's curious. ]

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[codeoracle]

[Oh hello friend!]

Like a bike? I mean...the layering of the tail makes for an awkward seat and a bit of a bumpy ride, but it's not too bad.

[So she might not own it, but she definitely got the real owner to take her around the block once or twice.]

[subroutined]

OH. I meant, is it hard, like a shell, or soft, like leather? I can't tell what it's made out of.

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

[ ...he recognizes that street. Only in Florida, he swears. ]

I dunno... are you sure it's your bike? Looks like it would belong to someone else...

[Video]

[codeoracle]

[A scandalized gasp and then a bit of a frown] Are you saying I don't look like a bike person?

[Rude, dad.]

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

Oh, you're totally a bike person.

Just that kind of bike looks like it would belong to someone else.

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[imaphantomthief]

What the hell is that?

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[codeoracle]

It's this crazy new invention. I believe they call it a "motorcycle".

[Hope you came here expecting to be trolled Ryuji. Because that's what she does.]

[imaphantomthief]

Ok but what’s with the claws?

[Sadly, he doesn’t know that yet.]

voice

[hellrisen02]

[Low whistle] That is some amazing custom work. I mean, you'd have to be some kinda weirdo moody sea prince to be riding around on that thing but-- aesthetic's important.

[(Look, don't worry about how oddly specific that shade was)]

voice

[codeoracle]

It's all about having the right aesthetic. Or so the weird artsy types tell me.

[She has her own specific shade.]

Re: voice

[hellrisen02]

Well, you're certainly no weirdo moody sea prince. Er, mermaid, maybe?

[He sees that there shade, mmhm, you crazy kids]

[Text] ID: Yu Narukami

[izanyagi]

Oh wow! Here's mine;



I've never had a motor that purrs so well.

[codeoracle]

[She might have snickered. Maybe.]

Nice.






Lobster's are cooler.

[text] ID > Morgana

[heist]

Looking at this is making me hungry and I don't know if that's a good thing or not...

[codeoracle]

Might be the point. Might not.


We should take you to sushi...

[ Video ]

[motorcycle_noises]

I didn't know motorcycles came in seafood flavours.

[codeoracle]

Clearly, they come in all flavors.

[A pause, then a snicker. Then a full out grin.]

Wonder if there's a Boba Tea one...