voice; a totally normal and not suspicious request

[fervidclaret]

So!!!

I know some of you are not human, and even the humans have extraordinary abilities! Ands so... I was wondering. If maybe someone's has some limbs they are willing to part with? Living, organic, non-native ones!

You see, I'm a doctor in the home dimension I came from, and work to develop pharmaceutical drugs! I'd love to do a little bit of science on imPorts to see if there is any non-nanomachine-based way to perhaps improve native abilities to heal.

[This is definitely not a thinly-veiled attempt to get his hands on non-human meat to see how it tastes and if he can even consume it.]

Doesn't need to be a limb, really. Any body part, preferably one you can easily replace.

Comments

[fervidclaret]

I see. So, people are more likely into it if it's about sex, then? Somehow I'm not surprised.

You think I'd be able to get away with making it not about sex after the initial bite? No, I suppose it'd have to go that way first then. Mmmhhh... I'm not sure I am ready to commit to casual sexual relations in exchange for body parts.

That's a little much, and I'm usually a little much already.

[nightmarist]

They must not have Craigslist where you come from.

[fervidclaret]

It doesn't sound familiar!!! Wh- Do I want to know what it is?

[nightmarist]

A place on the internet for trading sex and/or body parts.

[fervidclaret]

That sounds like a back alley in a bad city, and half as trustworthy.

[nightmarist]

You're not wrong.