voice; a totally normal and not suspicious request

[fervidclaret]

So!!!

I know some of you are not human, and even the humans have extraordinary abilities! Ands so... I was wondering. If maybe someone's has some limbs they are willing to part with? Living, organic, non-native ones!

You see, I'm a doctor in the home dimension I came from, and work to develop pharmaceutical drugs! I'd love to do a little bit of science on imPorts to see if there is any non-nanomachine-based way to perhaps improve native abilities to heal.

[This is definitely not a thinly-veiled attempt to get his hands on non-human meat to see how it tastes and if he can even consume it.]

Doesn't need to be a limb, really. Any body part, preferably one you can easily replace.

Comments

[ Text ; private ]

[ghoulking]

That will rise a lot of red flags.

[ voice ; private ]

[fervidclaret]

It's not a lie!!!

I've a PhD in medical sciences! And I'm going to use it mostly to study....

[Text-ish]

[sleight_of_hand]

[ There's no text or verbal reply; just the GPS coordinates to Kaneki's cafe. ]

[fervidclaret]

That's a coffee shop.

v oice;.,

[fauxmarth]

[the sentiment still stands.

a...ahem...]

I...I can't say I know of anyone who can...lose or regrow limbs, no. It sounds ghastly. What would that science even look like?

[fervidclaret]

Well, hopefully I will be able to change that! I think it would be hard to explain what the science looks like...

[Voice]

[caduceusvalkyrie]

I might be wrong, but I don't think there's any limbs that are easily replaced. Why limbs rather than tissue samples?

[Have a suspicious doctor. But not because she thinks it's for consumption, just because of the request itself.]

[Voice]

[fervidclaret]

I'm hoping to change that! Regrowth of limbs is possible for some imPorts [Certainly not him though, no sir!] and if, IF, one of them would find it easy to provide, then I'd prefer more than a tissue sample.

In addition, I would rather like to observe the regrowth process!

[ voice ]

[nightmarist]

Seems legit.

[Which is to say it does not seem legit at all.]

[ voice ]

[fervidclaret]

Are you offering your assistance, then?

voice;

[ambasciatore]

I don't think humans can regrow limbs.

voice;

[fervidclaret]

Not yet they can't! But soon enough, with the proper applications, I'm sure it can be done.

( voice ) 1/2

[ripstides]

Dude.

[ripstides]

You can't just ask people for body parts and justify it with For Science, Dr. Frankenstein.

voice;

[lesterzeppelin]

[ . . . ]

Whatever weird stuff you want to do with other people's limbs, you do on your own time, okay?

voice;

[fervidclaret]

Thankfully, this is my own time! I'm not on the clock at all! And really, it's only wierd because you all are too sensitive.

Medical advancements don't know 'wierd'!

video ;

[phoenixleader]

Limbs?! Why do you need limbs?!

[ What are you, some sort of demon doctor? ]

video ;

[fervidclaret]

[No!!! He's an Eldritch doctor!]

As previously explained, for medical studies. Not just any limbs will do, they must come from someone with an innate ability to regrow them!!!

video »

[onlydoubts]

[ slow blink ]

At least you're asking for volunteers... though I'm not sure how many will want to just uh, give you their limbs.

video »

[fervidclaret]

Not many, clearly!!!

But I'm not asking for anyone who would miss them to share. I'm not looking to cripple anyone...

I suppose I should offer money though, but I've got no backing currently, so I wouldn't have much to offer just yet.

[mindsnakes]

[You know who asks for random body parts for science?

Bad guys. Villains. That's who. ]


Your story's shit.

[fervidclaret]

Well, perhaps that's because it's not a story. If it were, it'd need a lot more buildup, don't you think?

Text

[plasticbow]

[Alright. If nobody else is going to say it, he will.]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[For a second, he thought that maybe his voice-to-text function was just fucking up, but nope. On second thought, this is exactly the type of bullshit this place would dredge up.]

[fervidclaret]

Hmm... I could make an itemized list, but right now?

I'm bored. You know anyone who can regrow limbs or are you wasting my time?

text

[pummelgranite]

good content OP

Text

[fervidclaret]

thank you but i still have no limbs :'(

text;

[imaphantomthief]

[What the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell?!

He doesn’t actually mean to press the button he’s just trying to gawk silently but

Autocorrect, y’know?]

aardvarks

[fervidclaret]

Anteaters!

[He's not sure why but whatever, right? This was a disaster.]

voice

[burlyboy]

Yeahhhh, you're not gonna get a lot of bites, buddy. People get real attached to their limbs. I got robot arms, though. You want robot arms?

voice

[fervidclaret]

I mean, understandably some people can't just replace them. But no, sorry... Robot arms are right out. I mean, I'm sure they're lovely robot arms! But I need the meaty bits.

Video;

[extremeteenbible]

Ohhhhh, no. I've fallen for this scam before!

[ As is evidenced by the wooden prosthetic arm clearly visible in the shot. ]

Nuh uh! No way, mister! You're not getting nothing from this dwarf!

Video;

[fervidclaret]

Huh! How intriguing!!! You've lost an organic flesh arm and have a plant arm now! You would not happen to be some kind of dryad, would you?