voice; a totally normal and not suspicious request

[fervidclaret]

So!!!

I know some of you are not human, and even the humans have extraordinary abilities! Ands so... I was wondering. If maybe someone's has some limbs they are willing to part with? Living, organic, non-native ones!

You see, I'm a doctor in the home dimension I came from, and work to develop pharmaceutical drugs! I'd love to do a little bit of science on imPorts to see if there is any non-nanomachine-based way to perhaps improve native abilities to heal.

[This is definitely not a thinly-veiled attempt to get his hands on non-human meat to see how it tastes and if he can even consume it.]

Doesn't need to be a limb, really. Any body part, preferably one you can easily replace.

Comments

voice

[burlyboy]

Yeahhhh, you're not gonna get a lot of bites, buddy. People get real attached to their limbs. I got robot arms, though. You want robot arms?

voice

[fervidclaret]

I mean, understandably some people can't just replace them. But no, sorry... Robot arms are right out. I mean, I'm sure they're lovely robot arms! But I need the meaty bits.

Re: voice

[burlyboy]

Eh, probably for the best. I didn't really wanna give away my robot arms anyway. Why do you need arms, anyway? I know you want to do science and shit, but arms are a real specific ask.

voice; threadjack

[extremeteenbible]

Oh? Do they get attached to their limbs, Magnus? Do they??

[burlyboy]

I SAVED YOUR DAMN LIFE, MERLE!!!

[ Sorry, Itsuki, Magnus is now bellowing into the communicator. But come on, Merle!!! Get over it!!! ]

[extremeteenbible]

DID I ASK YOU TO, YA DINGUS!??!

[burlyboy]

WOULD YOU RATHER DIE?!

[fervidclaret]

Oh my! Well that is a good question. Would you?

[burlyboy]

The correct answer to that question is no! Nobody would rather die than lose their arm! It's stupid!

[extremeteenbible]

[ He's not gonna answer that, because Magnus is right but he doesn't wanna SAY Magnus is right. He's just gonna cross his arms and HARUMPH! ]

[burlyboy]

See! See?! I'm right!

[extremeteenbible]

Yeah, yeah. Go chop off some other poor sap's arm, why don'tcha?