nauþiz | text ✺ Did anybody Arthurize this? Joust asking.

[fehus]

hey gregslisting 3 tickets to a thing w/ +1s included


does anyone wanna go to a rennfaire next thurs?

edit: it's just a regular rennfaire i don't know why the ticket looks like this.

edit2: i mean i'm pretty sure

edit3: it is weird that it's on a thurs isn't it

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[fehus]

it won't hide your fear of the unknown.

[quickfingers]

you don't know my life
i might know a lot of sexy ren faire stuff

i date a guy who makes weapons for fun, dude

[quickfingers]

shit
fuck
this might be something odin's into hold on

[fehus]

i know we're still working out the boundaries on this but i don't want to know if you wear corsets for odin and sing shanties. like, literally at all.

[quickfingers]

please don't give him ideas??

[fehus]

i fucked up.

[quickfingers]

i'm gonna hold you accountable

[fehus]

just as long... as you hold me.

[quickfingers]

as long as you... brush that hair

[fehus]

i'm... reporting you for cyber harassment.

[quickfingers]

brush that hair first so they take you seriously

[shadowglitter]

IUF YOU DO NT GO TO THIS FAIR EI'M DONE WITH YOU

[fehus]

is this directed at me or peter?

[shadowglitter]

You. I don't really want Peter to go? That guy on the invitation looks fucking dope. Undoubtedly, all other performers at this gathering of the glorious are of a similar calibre.

Sending him into a crowd of oiled, moustachio'd men and loom-weaving maidens with BOUNTIFUL, HEAVING BOSOMS who spend their afternoons crafting trinkets and swinging swords while speaking in a way that could only be described as "unnecessarily cumbersome and overly detailed" would be like if someone were dating you and decided to spend a weekend at a nature reserve lined with environmentalists and community centers filled to capacity with people trying to come up with creative ways to swear that dance around saying the word fuck.

[fehus]

i say fuck. i just think the norse swears are funny, by gullinbursti's shiny pig ass.

[shadowglitter]

DO YOU THINK THERE IS ANY WORLD IN WHICH I WOULD DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU JUST SAID

[fehus]

no. and that's why we're best friends.

[shadowglitter]

[ carly rae jepsen - emotion.mp3 ]

[fehus]

i'll keep peter from the heaving bosoms and long swords.

[shadowglitter]

You're a good man.

Can you bring me some souvenirs, though? Nothing from the sex dungeon, though I'm sure that's where most of the budget went.

[fehus]

i think that might just be warm mead and whatever verse i can remember from greensleeves.

[shadowglitter]

If you were cool, you'd score me a mermaid.

[quickfingers]

wait what
tell me more about these heaving bosoms

[fehus]

yahoogle "wench"

[quickfingers]

hm