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[attractedtodarkness]

[One teenage girl with long brown hair draped down the sides of her face is staring at her new phone incredulously. Her tone one of disbelief and sarcasm.]

"Don't worry, we're the [Insert air quotes here] 'good guys'"? Seriously? Talk about mega government conspiracies. I'm not buying any of that bullshit.

[There's a pause as she reaches for something off camera]

First thing's first, if anyone has a lighter I can borrow, I want to burn the shit out of this file. [she waves the back of her personnel file in front of the camera briefly] I don't know how they got my information but I'm not about to share it. And if someone can lend me enough cash for a flight to Los Angeles, it'll be great.

[she turns away from the phone, seemingly about to end her message before turning back]

Oh, right. If you're my roommate, I only have one rule: Don't touch my stuff.

Comments

[attractedtodarkness]

What the fuck? AWOL?

Fine. I'll ask permission before I go. How's that?

[toolongdidntrejoice]

That would be the expected procedure, but I can't say I've seen it done successfully.

I am sure it's worth a try. Go ahead; I wish you luck.

[ with the kindest of smiles. ]

[attractedtodarkness]

[You, sir, are so on her shit list]

Gee, thanks, mister. You've been real helpful.

[toolongdidntrejoice]

[ he lives to serve ]

Ah, one more thing:

You should consider an alias. If you are going to Los Angeles to do a Hero's job, you'd best to do it right, don't you agree?

Something to think about.

[attractedtodarkness]

[She huffs and rolls her eyes:] Whatever.

[toolongdidntrejoice]

Heh. [ it's a small, soft sound, but definitely noticeable ]

Safe travels.

[attractedtodarkness]

[Top of her shit list. Definitely. She's ignoring him in favor of the others now.]