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[attractedtodarkness]

[One teenage girl with long brown hair draped down the sides of her face is staring at her new phone incredulously. Her tone one of disbelief and sarcasm.]

"Don't worry, we're the [Insert air quotes here] 'good guys'"? Seriously? Talk about mega government conspiracies. I'm not buying any of that bullshit.

[There's a pause as she reaches for something off camera]

First thing's first, if anyone has a lighter I can borrow, I want to burn the shit out of this file. [she waves the back of her personnel file in front of the camera briefly] I don't know how they got my information but I'm not about to share it. And if someone can lend me enough cash for a flight to Los Angeles, it'll be great.

[she turns away from the phone, seemingly about to end her message before turning back]

Oh, right. If you're my roommate, I only have one rule: Don't touch my stuff.

Comments

do you wanna edit I can redo so you can edit

[glassinine]

Er - beg pardon?

nah it's cool

[attractedtodarkness]

Nevermind. It's a pop culture thing.

good I am lazy

[glassinine]

I see. Well. If that means that it is something of which I am unfond, then yes.

me too 8D

[attractedtodarkness]

Something like that.

You're going to have your work cut out for you. You know that, right?

[glassinine]

As an attorney, or in keeping the peace at home?

[He asks, like he's not going to be the one starting 99.5% of all the fights there.]

[attractedtodarkness]

You're too uptight about the rules. Can't expect everyone to follow them.

[glassinine]

On the contrary. I find that if you set high expectations for people, they tend to meet them.

[attractedtodarkness]

Try not to get a coronary, old man.

[glassinine]

Well. To lose one's life in the line of duty is a noble way to go.

[A...joke? Maybe?]

[attractedtodarkness]

Was that a joke?

[glassinine]

I already told you. I do not joke.

[attractedtodarkness]

Weirdo.

[glassinine]

Hmph. Let me know when you've found a travel itinerary.

[attractedtodarkness]

[so much sarcasm] Yes, dad.

[glassinine]

[A slight pause, because hearing that, even sarcastically, makes him feel...weird. Well; doesn't matter. With a last - ]

Good day.

[He disconnects.]

[attractedtodarkness]

Pfft. [Well, that was interesting]