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WILL YOU HELP SAVE THE WORLD?

Mask or Menace is a panfandom urban 'superhero' genre DWRP game, where heroes, villains, and everyone in between seek to survive and thrive in a world loosely parallel to our own.

VIDEO

Jan. 8th, 2020 07:12 pm
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[personal profile] killtime
[ The camera angle is. Bad. This is a person who does not know how to use their communicator well. They probably can't even take a proper selfie. All that's showing is a pair of combat boots moving around in the grass — someone's backyard? — and in the distance, much farther out, a tree that (oddly enough) has a single board nailed to it for a reason only the gods know. It's not even nailed on straight.

The boots stop wandering. It's quiet for a moment.

Then there's a thwip, almost like the sound of a rubber band, and a thunk moments later, as an arrow hits the crooked board, dead center.

Unceremoniously then, a woman's voice:
]

Any of you know shit about teenagers?

[ Another thunk. A second arrow, its head practically kissing the first where it strikes. ]

What do normal fifteen-year-olds do these days?

[ Thunk. A third arrow. Three for three.

A mutter then, half to herself:
]

Fuck. Probably better get around to the whole "birds and bees" thing.

voice post_

Jan. 8th, 2020 12:55 pm
itsttlygonnahappenagain: (awww CRAP)
[personal profile] itsttlygonnahappenagain
Hel-lo there fellow kidnappees, hows it hangin'? Good? ...We're just gonna assume you say good too.

[bit of a short pause, and if you're listening close, you might hear something banging on something metal in the background]

So, I've seen and heard the flood of noobs posting and I figured, what the heck, I should do the same! Now don't worry, I'm not gonna ask all the boring questions of [she puts on a mocking falsetto] "oh no! There are multiverses? What about timelines? Where's my stuff? What's with the tattoos?" But you know, I don't blame you guys. Its suuuuper disorienting if you aren't used to being reformed cell by cell while a monopoly puts you deeper in credit debt. Unluckily for you all, I do have some things I need answered.

[drill whirs]

Number one, is there a junkyard somewhere in Jeopardy? Or, like, one I can get to with the fast travelling porter thingie? Or maybe someone who has some metal scrap they're looking to get rid of? A girl needs to make some upgrades, which is related to my second and way more important question...

[out of nowhere, a burst of frustration]

Did anyone else get nerfed?! It's like some idiot decided I was too strong and now my bot won't even discord correctly! And I can't- [metallic banging] -get any of these friggin' circuits to work! Rrrgh! So frustrating! It's not enough to take me out of my own galaxy--without my permission by the way--they had to break my shit too?! I can't be the only one who's had this problem. Someone, chime in. At least make me feel less alone!

[anyone who might be near the governmental housing in Jeopardy can probably hear her yelling, cursing, and building away in the backyard, so feel free to tag in that way if you'd like.]

Video

Jan. 8th, 2020 04:58 pm
swordsense: <user name=malagraphic> (Eyebrow)
[personal profile] swordsense
[This video feed opens with a young blonde woman in workout clothes standing outside at a park, looking decidedly perplexed. She's holding up a pair of branded tennis shoes, staring at them like they might come alive or something.]

So. Uh. Some guy just came up to me and offered me money and a pair of shoes if I'll agree to wear them while I'm out running.

[Frowning, she looks at the camera.]

Is...that normal? Something about a sponsorship but I don't really follow. I would look it up when I get home but I don't want to keep this guy's shoes if it's something weird. Or if it's a trick of some sort. The papers he gave me had a lot of legal words I don't follow.

Thanks in advance.

[It's baby's first sponsorship offer. Only, what the heck is that? It doesn't work that way on Etheria.]