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maskormenace2014-09-22 03:56 am
daintylegs) wrote in maskormenace2014-09-22 03:56 am
Entry tags:
- † america chavez | miss america,
- † annie leonhart | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † dalila galloway | ghost,
- † drift | ace blitzer,
- † h'ssssk | dr. dinosaur,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † metalhawk | n/a,
- † michael jon carter | booster gold,
- † pitch black | the nightmare king,
- † rampage | n/a,
- † tailgate | n/a,
- † thundercracker | josh boyfriend,
- † yomiel | the manipulator,
- † zoe hange | n/a
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You know, it just occurred to me!
I'm over six million years old.
And organics don't live very long.
And I bet the others like me aren't quite that old either. So.
That makes me the oldest living thing here! Right?
I'm your elder. Everyone's elder.
Fear me!
[This important message brought to you by old-as-fuck Tailgate.]
I'm over six million years old.
And organics don't live very long.
And I bet the others like me aren't quite that old either. So.
That makes me the oldest living thing here! Right?
I'm your elder. Everyone's elder.
Fear me!
[This important message brought to you by old-as-fuck Tailgate.]
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There are a hundred stupider reasons to fear someone.
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You'd have to kill all the others of my kind too! They're, like, 4-5 million.
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Please explain it to me, oh wise and scaly lizard thing.
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