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[daintylegs]

You know, it just occurred to me!

I'm over six million years old.

And organics don't live very long.

And I bet the others like me aren't quite that old either. So.

That makes me the oldest living thing here! Right?

I'm your elder. Everyone's elder.

Fear me!

[This important message brought to you by old-as-fuck Tailgate.]

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[pacifistaggressive]

[Good lord, Tailgate.]

I don't mean to question your logic--[Actually he does]-- but older does not always mean stronger. Some animals of Earth, as I've found out, often challenge the elder of their kind in order to take charge and become dominant.


Are you ready for that kind of challenge?

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[daintylegs]

Hey, do you think the soil around here is a good place for you to grow a sense of humour?

You need it.

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[bullysandwicher]

Being older doesn't make you scarier.

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[daintylegs]

No, but it does make me older.

And that's the important message here.

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[tooscience]

That is a stupid reason to fear you!

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[daintylegs]

No it's not!

There are a hundred stupider reasons to fear someone.

[permavoice]

[jumbie]

How about no? [Huffy child.]

[daintylegs]

Not even a little?

[audio]

[closetshark]

You are not the oldest one here.

[audio]

[daintylegs]

But.

Without a doubt, I'm way cuter than the other guy.

VOICE.

[selfimage]

I suppose I can spare a cane and a laxative. What exactly does that make you in mortal years?

[ he sounds just a tad amused. ]

VOICE.

[daintylegs]

Hey, just because I'm six million years old doesn't mean I'm not mortal.

We Cybertronians just live a really long time.

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[bodyshots]

Fear denied, nerd.

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[daintylegs]

Would you fear me just a little bit if I gave you some cake?

I made it myself!

[It's not that good so don't take him up on his offer.]

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[vengefulshades]

So what do you do with all that spare time you doubtlessly have? Six million years is a long time.

Voice

[daintylegs]

Interpretive dance.

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[forcowardice]

I guess it's not really hard for you to be older than me. I was forged during the war.

You really must have a lot of knowledge! Especially on times before the war. You really need to tell me more about it, Tailgate. If you don't mind.

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[daintylegs]

I'd be happy to! It was fun spending time with you before, so I wouldn't mind doing it again sometime...

[weapabilities]

Heh, Tailgate. No.

[daintylegs]

Awwww, you're no fun.

Can you at least pretend?

I'll bribe you with candy if I have to. I'm that hardcore.

[lyingheart]

Why fear?

[daintylegs]

well
if you want to love and adore me than ill accept that too!

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[observationalhazard]

Six million? That's incredible! I can't even imagine the amount of knowledge you must have!

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[daintylegs]

And I still learn something new everyday!
a while ago at swerves I got to watch a friend stick 30 energon sticks on his mouth
the record before that was 25

VOICE.

[enabeled]

The standard, actually, is to respect your elders. Presuming it's been earned.

VOICE.

[daintylegs]

Respect would be great too.

And I'm the ship mascot, so it's totally earned.

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[screenplays]

No.

[ He's talkative, as usual. ]

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[daintylegs]

[Oh hello. Your face isn't all that friendly.]

W-Well, you don't have to. Consider yourself spared.

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[powerkicks]

I thought it was respect your elders, not fear them.

[ not that she plans on doing either. ]

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[daintylegs]

Aren't they the same thing?

[Probably is among Cybertronians actually. The older a Cybertronian gets, the more mentally unstable they are. But no one really likes to talk about that.]

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[aggressiveapathy]

That's all?

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[daintylegs]

I'm here all week!

And maybe for another million years.

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[crabcake]

Fear needs to be earned, little one.

[ He actually sounds somewhat amused, however. ]

Commendations on managing not to die for six million years.

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[daintylegs]

Why do you humans keep calling me "little"?

I'm eight feet tall!

[symmachy]

[she's so used to being the chairman of the old motherfuckers club
you have usurped her]

If you aren't organic, are you really "alive?"

[PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE QUESTIONING]

[daintylegs]

[Bow to your new king, peasant.]

Alive? We've been part of the universe longer than you have!

Of course we're alive.

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[earnedmystripes]

--Oi, oi, the expression's respect your elders, not fear 'em!!

[Also, people being afraid of you sucks, just fyi. #issues]

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[daintylegs]

I dunno, I think you should fear someone who's been alive for a really, really long time.

But I can live with respect too! Respect is great!

[Or so he assumes.]

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[you_tried]

Six million?

[ He whistles, impressed. Or at least pretending to be. ]

I expect to hear all about when candy was a nickel and how kids these days have no work ethic, gramps.

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[daintylegs]

[Tailgate laughs, even though he doesn't get the reference. He's cool. Look at how cool he is laughing at human jokes.]

I'll complain extra loudly for you, Mister. As the oldest guy here, it's my job not to disappoint.

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[mayatama]

If you're that old, doesn't that make you an old fogey? You don't need a cane, do you?

[Maya's just poking fun at you, Tailgate, don't mind her.]

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[daintylegs]

I'm the oldest, fogiest person around!

But I'm way too cool for a cane.