Video: BB-8 says hi

[flightforfreedom]

[ Hello network. When the video first comes on, all that's really visible is the ceiling, and the audio is a soft, gentle snore. A second later, however, a spherical white and orange droid rolls into view, looming over the camera. He beeps a hello in Binary, though the meaning translates well enough regardless, and then proceeds to type using a tiny extendable arm onto Poe's communicator. ]

Network query: How best to make idiot human happy?

Additional optional query: How many have idiot humans?

Additional request: How best to delete network messages and/or bribe communication devices to not show them.

Thank you.

Comments

[tradecrafted]

I think at this point you're allowed to call me Cassian.

I don't know about being happy, but life is certainly simpler when your focus is accomplishing your mission.

To be fair, as much as K hates it, he understands that I have twenty years of learned behaviors to unlearn, and it's going to take time.

[flightforfreedom]

Yes, Cassian.

I should clarify: I mean previous to the assault on Starkiller and the engagements with the First Order. His happiness became much more difficult after that event, but I had little time to process before we were brought here.

Cassian: Kaytoo hates nothing about you.

He is merely pretending to be, as humans would put it, 'a pain in the ass'.

text;

[reexamined]

I am not pretending to be a "pain in the ass."

Also, lock your conversations before you talk about me if you don't want me seeing this.

[flightforfreedom]

That would assume there was anything I wished to hide from you.

I do not think I misjudged anything I have just stated, but of course, if you prefer me to say that you simply are a pain in the ass, I will acquiesce to this request.

[ He's joking. Probably. He certainly looks amused, for all that a round ball with no facial expressions can be amused. ]

[reexamined]

Acquiesce that request, and I will acquiesce your unspoken request to be slam dunked into a dumpster.

[He's also joking around. Probably.]

[flightforfreedom]

I have been through worse, K-2SO.

[ Said with a cheerful beep in the background. ]

But I will relent and say that you are only a pain in the ass some of the time, and even when you are, you are very useful.

[reexamined]

Does the B in BB-8 stand for "backwards compliment?" It should.