Video: BB-8 says hi

[flightforfreedom]

[ Hello network. When the video first comes on, all that's really visible is the ceiling, and the audio is a soft, gentle snore. A second later, however, a spherical white and orange droid rolls into view, looming over the camera. He beeps a hello in Binary, though the meaning translates well enough regardless, and then proceeds to type using a tiny extendable arm onto Poe's communicator. ]

Network query: How best to make idiot human happy?

Additional optional query: How many have idiot humans?

Additional request: How best to delete network messages and/or bribe communication devices to not show them.

Thank you.

Comments

[flightforfreedom]

[ He lets out a pleased beep. ]

I am happy to hear it.

What date and time would be most convenient?

[forkingbullshirt]

How about this Friday evening?

[flightforfreedom]

That sounds ideal.

Do you have a preferred venue or establishment?

[forkingbullshirt]

Pour Decisions in De Chima. Strong drinks, cute bartenders.

Promise I won't ditch him.

[flightforfreedom]

Ah, yes. That is the bar where Eli Vanto works. I believe this will appeal to him.

That is greatly appreciated, thank you.

[forkingbullshirt]

Great, it's a date.

I guess I'll know who he is cause he'll be with an orange...texting ball?

[Sorry BB-8, she has no idea what you are. She can barely work her coffee machine.]

[flightforfreedom]

One moment. I can get you a visual aid.

[ BB-8, forever the creeper that he is, takes lots of pictures of videos of Poe.

So he forwards an image. ]

[forkingbullshirt]

[Hot diggy dog.]

That works!

I'll be there then, this should be fun.