Video: BB-8 says hi

[flightforfreedom]

[ Hello network. When the video first comes on, all that's really visible is the ceiling, and the audio is a soft, gentle snore. A second later, however, a spherical white and orange droid rolls into view, looming over the camera. He beeps a hello in Binary, though the meaning translates well enough regardless, and then proceeds to type using a tiny extendable arm onto Poe's communicator. ]

Network query: How best to make idiot human happy?

Additional optional query: How many have idiot humans?

Additional request: How best to delete network messages and/or bribe communication devices to not show them.

Thank you.

Comments

[izanyagi]

This maybe be because I am Japanese, but a bento box might combine what he likes (something he can eat fast) and also put in a personal touch. I've made lots of bento boxes myself and if you look them up online, you will understand why. You can put in your own personal touch that way.

Well I'll be glad that neither Aigis nor Labrys called me like that.

Okay! I'll keep looking on my side too then and let you know if I find something.

Welcome...do you have a name?

[flightforfreedom]

[ There is a pause as BB-8 googles Bento Boxes... ]

These look extremely varied and very personalized - I would like to attempt to make him one. Do you have any suggestions for what should be included?

It is only said from a place of affection and - if I may claim the term - love.

My designation is BB-8.

[izanyagi]

BB-8-san. Got it.

Katsu Sando is some of my favorite. It's a crispy pork sandwich. Onigiri Rice Ball are extremely popular in Japan as well. A lot of people personalize by added little faces on the food. If you want, I could come and show you how to make them. We could even make it extra special by shaping a few rice balls to look like you.

Oh I see. So it was humor. That makes more sense. I'm glad you get along with them.

[flightforfreedom]

BB-8. There is no extension to my designation. You may, however, call me BeeBee, if you wish.

Instructions would be very benificial. However, the Base is on lockdown, so you would have to pass a preliminary security clearance, and answer some questions.

Unfortunately if I attempt to move too far from Poe, I deactivate.

Yes, we get along. He is my best friend.

He is just also a moron.