Video: BB-8 says hi

[flightforfreedom]

[ Hello network. When the video first comes on, all that's really visible is the ceiling, and the audio is a soft, gentle snore. A second later, however, a spherical white and orange droid rolls into view, looming over the camera. He beeps a hello in Binary, though the meaning translates well enough regardless, and then proceeds to type using a tiny extendable arm onto Poe's communicator. ]

Network query: How best to make idiot human happy?

Additional optional query: How many have idiot humans?

Additional request: How best to delete network messages and/or bribe communication devices to not show them.

Thank you.

Comments

[flightforfreedom]

Hello, TK-622.

I believe your assistance in these matters is always highly beneficial. I know he appreciates your company even when he overthinks it.

If it is not presumptuous to say, I would postulate that you are one of my idiot humans, on Poe's behalf.

What would make someone in the Imperial Armed Forces happy?

[loyal_soldier]

I can contact him later, then.

It's probably not presumptuous, no. Especially not after that riot incident.

Doing productive work for the Empire that succeeds in its mission and everyone does their part, having a safe place to sleep and eat, answering to good officers. I'm not sure what else.

[flightforfreedom]

Alternatively - you could come over and surprise him later? I can give you his schedule. I believe being surprised may add to the effect.

Good. Then I will endeavour to secure your happiness, also.

These are all things Poe enjoys, too.

I believe he misses his commanding officers very much. Especially the General.

[loyal_soldier]

If he doesn't see these messages, yes.

I can sympathize. A cause gives you purpose, a commander gives you direction. It's something that's lacking here.

[flightforfreedom]

I think I have managed to arrange a variety of activities to distract him in the meantime, and by that point there should be no more notifications to this post.

I am hoping he simply does not notice.

Yes.

I am not lacking it - as I have Poe - but I believe he finds it difficulty to give me enough activity to feel like he's properly ensuring my continued interest. He is wrong, but it is kind of him to think so.