Video: BB-8 says hi

[flightforfreedom]

[ Hello network. When the video first comes on, all that's really visible is the ceiling, and the audio is a soft, gentle snore. A second later, however, a spherical white and orange droid rolls into view, looming over the camera. He beeps a hello in Binary, though the meaning translates well enough regardless, and then proceeds to type using a tiny extendable arm onto Poe's communicator. ]

Network query: How best to make idiot human happy?

Additional optional query: How many have idiot humans?

Additional request: How best to delete network messages and/or bribe communication devices to not show them.

Thank you.

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[stylistic_disloyalty]

[AND WE'RE GONNA FLASH FORWARD THROUGH THAT DRYFT RIDE--]

[To the dulcet tones of Luci, noisily eating chips on the floor while leaning against the couch Poe's sleeping on. She's making no effort to be quiet, the eating meant to encourage Poe to wakefulness before Luci has to watch him sleep for hours on end. Plus she's done with the sandwich BB-8 gave her on arrival, so now it's time to be occupied with something else.]

[Namely, returning the 'idiot human's' favor.]