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[calloused]

[ introductions are for losers, so Derek doesn't include one. just gets right down to what he wants. ]

Started a business. Hiring people. Tell me if you need a job.
Full time or part time positions available. Branches are located in Heropa or Maurtia Falls. Be nearby, or at least willing to travel.

Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.
- Capable of dealing with emotional turmoil.
- Stamina in spades.
- Likes animals.
- Not an asshole.

That's it.

[ that's it. no further explanation. no sympathy for anyone dealing with roomba drama. zero shame ]

Comments

[bragnificent]

[ ......... ]

dont remember

[ .., ]

i think i was walking moose at the time

[fehus]

how is moose since the party? i definitely saw him chomping down on party food.

[bragnificent]

well he loves ppl and he loves pizza so he had a pretty great night
moose is a tough dog a little party food wont hurt him

[fehus]

he's a cool dog.

[bragnificent]

of course he is
hes the coolest!
just like his owner 🤷🏽‍♂️

[fehus]

get derek to make him the posterdog for his clinic.

[bragnificent]

im not sure i want moose associated w/ what could just be a front for organ harvesting

[fehus]

fair

[bragnificent]

what do u think "etcetera" refers to in this context

[fehus]

?

[bragnificent]

Requirements:
- Unaffected by blood, bones, etcetera.

[fehus]

viscera, the goo in eyeballs, plasma, pus, gashes, rashes, and things that are supposed to be on the inside being outside

[bragnificent]

hm
i see

working in a vet sounds disgusting

[fehus]

there are probably parts of it that don't involve chihuahua constipation? you thinking of signing on?

[bragnificent]

no
cuz i actually have a good job that doesnt involve me having to deal w/ any body fluids whatsoever
i mean, except my own

[fehus]

i just signed up so i guess i should buy a wetsuit

[bragnificent]

i wouldve figured you already have one
so what are your thoughts on petsitting

[fehus]

that i do it constantly bc my friends know i'm responsible TM apart from the animal-speaking nature divinity bullshit

[bragnificent]

good
cuz derek said he wouldnt but if i could leave moose there while im at work i rly think that would be better for everybody

[fehus]

yeah yeah, i'll look after moose. we have a conversation about different shoe smells to finish from your party anyway.

[bragnificent]

did you spend the entire party talking to my dog about different shoe smells

[fehus]

i also spent some of it necking with my boyfriend in your pool.

[bragnificent]

im sorry i asked

[fehus]

ok what the hel? you make fun of me when i'm not kissing someone, you make fun of me when i'm kissing someone. there's no pleasing you mantle.

[bragnificent]

[ It's because Reggie is not currently kissing anyone, is why. ]

well there is
you just dont really have what it takes