♤ Cayde-6 ♠️ (
lootsnshoots) wrote in
maskormenace2018-11-10 12:08 pm
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Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- andy | n/a,
- cayde-6 | n/a,
- elena fisher | n/a,
- futaba sakura | oracle,
- jonathan walsh | snake man,
- katie 'pidge' holt | the green paladin,
- keith kogane | black paladin,
- magnus burnsides | the hammer,
- nathan drake | n/a,
- nico di angelo | n/a,
- priscilla-jean henrietta o'hare | tulip,
- † bodhi rook | the pilot,
- † cassian andor | fulcrum,
- † fern | n/a,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † ken kaneki | one eyed king,
- † lance | the blue paladin,
- † legosi | n/a,
- † quatre winner | n/a,
- † qymaen jai sheelal | grievous
[Video]
Listen up people of Earth, this is Cayde-6 speaking. First point of order: I have been informed that I'm your new Gun Safety Campaign Spokesman and I am very happy to keep your guns safe. Safe with me because my gun didn't make the trip and I'm feeling so very, very, very naked without it. If anyone can give me a loaner I'll owe ya big time.
Point number two: Just ... think of this as one of those ice-breaking exercises. You know the ones where everybody's awkward and doesn't wanna talk but you gotta answer some stupid question? One of those. Just. Just out of idle curiosity: what is your favorite thing about Earth? It can be anything, doesn't matter how small. In fact, it might be the small things that are the most important. Asking for a friend who isn't used to seeing it so ... intact.
[He counts out his fingers to four, thinks again, and subtracts one.]
Aaand number three: gimme the skinny on good places to eat around Maurita Falls? Extra points for good ramen joints. And I mean the real stuff, none of that instant business.
Point number two: Just ... think of this as one of those ice-breaking exercises. You know the ones where everybody's awkward and doesn't wanna talk but you gotta answer some stupid question? One of those. Just. Just out of idle curiosity: what is your favorite thing about Earth? It can be anything, doesn't matter how small. In fact, it might be the small things that are the most important. Asking for a friend who isn't used to seeing it so ... intact.
[He counts out his fingers to four, thinks again, and subtracts one.]
Aaand number three: gimme the skinny on good places to eat around Maurita Falls? Extra points for good ramen joints. And I mean the real stuff, none of that instant business.
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Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy??
Oh, chickens are the same as they are on every world, I suspect. Just distracting enough to an eight foot space rhino to turn their backs while I sneak up to, y'know
[He makes a stabbing motion with a closed fist and punctuates each stab with a clicking noise.]
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That's right, you Fumio! You're one of the best boys ever!
[She frowns slightly, thinking of Nicholas Boyle. She'd never want to have to kill someone so personally again.]
Why didn't you just shoot them?
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