VIDEO

[burlyboy]

So, uh... I got kind of a weird question. Bear with me here. Do any of you find that you get memory problems sometimes? I'm not talking, like, when you get ported out and get ported back in and everything just goes poof!, or forgetting where you put down your keys or what have you. More like - there's something important you feel like you're forgetting about.

[ Magnus scratches at his chin. ]

'Cause I swear to god, there's always something I should be doing, but then a second later, it just... [ He gestures vaguely at the camera. ] Shit from when I was in a kid too. It never used to bug me, but this is getting old. So, uh, if any of you know how to fix it or wanna tell me I'm not just crazy, big ups! Burnsides out.

Comments

[burlyboy]

Getting cursed feels gross. It's like stepping into something sticky. You don't know what it is, but you sure as hell don't want it on your foot anymore!

[killtime]

I feel gross all the time. But then again, I drink a lot. And I'm 7,000 years old.

[burlyboy]

I also drink a lot, but in fairness, I am not 7000 years old.

[ Then it clicks. ]

Wait - shit, I know you! You're M's knitting buddy. Does that help?

[killtime]

Does what help? The knitting?

[burlyboy]

Yeah, the knitting! Crafting's therapeutic!

[killtime]

[ how does she break this news to you, magnus ]

Yeeeaah. I don't really do that anymore. [ Beat ] Mostly, it's my kid that does that shit now.

[burlyboy]

Why not? Doesn't your kid doing it give you even more of a reason to knit? Crafting's a great bonding activity, y'know. It's good shit.

[killtime]

[ WELL HE'S NOT WRONG ]

It's just been a complicated few months. Busy. [ EXCUSES... but ya know... ] Fuck, I don't know. Maybe I'll ask if he wants to.

[burlyboy]

You're never too busy to get started on a project! All you gotta do is make time. Especially if you're getting someone else involved.

[ And then there's M... he posted something a little upsetting on the network recently, didn't he? ]

Might be good for M too. Get him back into the swing of things. My offer to teach you is still on the table, y'know! Knitting ain't my expertise, but bet you dollars to donuts I'm better at it than you.

[killtime]

[ Why does that grate on her a little? Make time. She makes a slight face. ]

First of all, I'm pretty sure M would prefer a stiff drink over yarn. Second? What the hell does that even mean, dollars to donuts?

[burlyboy]

It's just a saying. Plus, nothing saying you can't do both.

[killtime]

Are you really encouraging a couple killers to engage in drunk knitting? Because I can see about a dozen different ways that ends up with someone either stabbed or strangled.

[burlyboy]

Well, you're immortal and M's tough, so. Have at it, knaves!