text;

[merging]

Not sure if anyone else has had this problem, figure I'll ask here anyways

They got my name wrong? I tried like telling them as soon as I got the papers and all that, no one listened and yeah now I'm here.

I was trying to mess with my comm, buuuut pretty sure it'll affect this message too so ugh

if you've had this happen, know someone it's happened to, or even just know how to change it on network, I'd really appreciate the help!

Other than that I don't have much to say??? I'm new here? Nice to meet you?

- Sheev Palpatine

(signing this message because of obvious reasons)

[Look when you lie about your name on a regular basis and a network you're not super familiar with automatically puts down people's names... you obviously just have to come up with even more intricate lies.]

Comments

text;

[therewillbeorder]

I don't know who you are but you are not the Emperor.

[merging]

Yeah I know.
I'm his nephew.

text »

[onlydoubts]

I always thought it was just "Emperor Palpatine", didn't realize you even had a first name.

[ (x) doubt ]

[merging]

Most people with last names also have first names

text

[ct_7567]

You certainly picked a good way of getting people's attention.

[ Rex's screenname is not, in fact, Rex - it's still at the default, good old CT-7567. ]

[merging]

Tell that to the people who messed up my name

NOT HERE

[kanyounot]

[ EZRA NO ]

text; private; anonymous

[jadus]

Welcome to Earth, Spectre-6.

private

[merging]

Who are you?
I don't know how you know the person whose name this actually is, but that's not me.

text; anonymous

[applewatcher]

If you would like instruction in altering your network ID, we of the Dark Brotherhood would be happy to assist you.

[merging]

Thanks, not at all suspiciously named organization! That'd be great

Text.

[flightforfreedom]

woo, yeah, hilarious

i thought your name was jabba

[merging]

Pretty sure I literally just told you what my name was

video;

[loyal_soldier]

[On the one hand, it's transparent enough that it hasn't even fooled him. On the other...]

Please desist. There is a truce in effect, but impersonating Imperial leadership is still a crime that impacts our ability to respond appropriately to local crises.

[merging]

I'm not impersonating anyone. I'm the nephew of Emperor Palpatine.

[Text]

[faithfulson]

[ It takes a moment for Luke to respond, because the moment he sees that name, he can feel his heart leap up in his throat and his fingers trembling with the memory of lightning coursing over his body. He hadn't expected a reaction like that, and it was a struggle to call on the Force for calm. Thanks for that, Ezra. ]

That's not a name to throw around so casually. Not here.

[merging]

So I've heard, but I don't know what you guys expect people to do about their names??

voice; private;

[kanyounot]

What exactly are you trying to accomplish here.

also voice also private

[merging]

Establishing contacts?

[text]

[cigarbribery]

There is no way your parents hated you so much that they called you Sheev.

[merging]

Different galaxies, different naming conventions
(I'm assuming because Sheev is a kinda normal name how do you classify names as normal I don't know)

Text; you asked for this

[articulations]

Back from the dead, huh? Knew it was too good to be true.

private video AND KANAN ASKED FOR IT TECHNICALLY

[merging]

Leia?!

[This is said like that gif from Flavor of Love where the woman goes BEYONCE?!]

I- wait, when? You're from- yeah... Hi.

Wait, how old are you now? Did you grow anymore? Cause I think I'm taller now so.

[That's what's important now.]

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[senateur]

[ It might have been amusing at first, but whoever is behind this is taking it a bit too far. Time to do something about it. ]

Chancellor Sheev Palpatine had no family. You cannot be his nephew.

[merging]

Like I've said, different worlds and different times, whatever. Why is everyone here so great at jumping to conclusions?

Text; un: God

[justlittle]

[ Does Bean know how to alter his Net ID? Well, this is his second alternate profile. He doesn't want to jeopardize his main alternate, or his default. But he's feeling generous.

He sends a link to a code package that will allow the user to create an alternate Net profile. If he can unencrypt it. ]

[merging]

[It'll take him some time, but he still appreciates the gift!]

Thanks, God!

Voice

[ralltiir]

[ Alright, this has gone on long enough. ]

This is Commander Jeroen Akobi of the First Galactic Imperial Army. I order you to desist this farce.

[merging]

I'll be sure to give my uncle your full name and rank when I go home.

[text]

[generalgrievous]

That does not sound like something the Chancellor would say.

[merging]

I mean, I'll give it to you for not outright saying HEY you're not the Emperor!!! or Chancellor or whatver

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[choosetruth]

Does that usually work?

[merging]

It's like 50/50