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[plentystrong]

[ The video opens on a scene of Catra sitting in an elegant-looking armchair, legs crossed, arms on the armrests, posture and expression confident. In the background, you may hear the sounds of people talking and tableware clanking. ]

Greetings, Earthlings! It is I, the Goddess Catra of Eternia, and I have come to Earth to grace you with my presence.

[ A cat walks through the screen in front of Catra, its tail held high. ]

If you wish to meet me, I can be found at Royal Purrincess Cat Café.

[ From off the camera, a voice that’s considerably louder than the other ones filters in. ]

What are you doing there? You’re here to work, not goof off!

[ Catra hisses quietly and turns toward her left, where the voice is ostensibly coming from, and shakes her fist at whoever it belongs to. ]

I’m giving you publicity! That is work! Just let me finish-- [ She turns back toward the camera. ] Wait, is this thing still on?

[ She gets up, walks a few steps toward the camera, and then reaches forward until her hand and arm obscure most of the picture. Then the screen goes black and the video ends. ]

(OOC: SO. This is the combined result of this and this and a whole lot of boredom. :'D HAVE AT.)

Comments

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[dreamprotector]

'Goddess Catra'?

[Maybe if they hadn't met on the plane, Riku would be a little less skeptical about that… though honestly no. He's pretty sure real goddesses are a little more humble. And things. …Then again, he's met Hades who is anything but humble about his godhood, so maybe not. Still…]

Isn't that reaching a little high?

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[plentystrong]

Excuse me, did I ask for your opinion?

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[iliveidie]

[Kasia raises a brow before her expression slips into something of a mock apology.]

Oh, I didn't realize I was dealing with divinity before. Please pardon my previously rude behavior.

[Could she be any more sarcastic? Probably.]

[plentystrong]

Hmmm... I suppose I can overlook it just this once.

[ Somone's having way too much fun with this. ]

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

Wait, you're a Goddess?!

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[plentystrong]

[ Oh wow, this dude is buying it. ]

Sure am! I tried to blend in, but I cannot hide my true nature any longer!

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Uh-huh.

[Jacob's squinting in the video like he's genuinely not sure if this is bullshit or if an imPort Goddess actually did get employed at a cat café. In his experience, it's basically equal plausibility.

[plentystrong]

Do you doubt my godhood, sir?

[vanto]

Purrincess Cat Café? Great name.

[plentystrong]

If you're into corny stuff, I guess.

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[fource]

[Is there any reason to doubt that this is really a goddess? Why would there be? His best friend is the god of the sun trapped in human form and his roommate is a sentient robot from a planet of metal robot people. What catches Quatre's interest instead is:]

Your name is Quatre too? [he says it exactly like 'Catra.'] I've never met another one before!

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[plentystrong]

Huh. Yeah, that's weird.

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[janus_scholar]

You seem to be handling your new employment well.

[Is he being sarcastic? Hard to tell over text!]

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[plentystrong]

what can I say

I'm a natural

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[viciousmaukery]

[Just clapping over here. Molly can appreciate a show when he sees it, and this is a very good one.]

Pleasure to meet you, your divine majesty. [And he sketches out a shallow bow, popping back up in a flash.] I'm but a humble servant, and I'd like to know more about your domain the Cat Café. It sounds positively purrfect.

[Eat your heart out, Nott, Molly can do terrible puns too.]

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[plentystrong]

[ He gets a quiet, annoyed prrt in return. ]

You dare pun in front of a goddess?

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[sonofgold]

How noble of a goddess to take up such important work as employment at a cat cafe.

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[plentystrong]

Oh no, I'm just doing them a favor. They should be more grateful.

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[godkaru]

There's a cat cafe? [Yeah she'll just ignore the rest of that.]

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[plentystrong]

I just said that, didn't I?

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[heartslight]

[ You've ... You've somehow successfully gotten her interested. She's too pure for this. ]

Wow, really? A goddess? What's Eternia like?

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[plentystrong]

[ SWEETIE... ]

Of course I am. Do I look like I would lie to you?

[ Delivered with all the same pathos as the original message, of course. ]

Eternia is far, far away. A magical place, really.

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[minorgod]

Goddess, huh? Funny, I didn't sense any new gods arriving lately.

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[plentystrong]

Maybe your sensor is broken.

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[dragony]

Hardly seems like they've earned your publicity, if that's the treatment you get.

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[plentystrong]

I know! Isn't it just so disrespectful?

[sanguinespell]

Yeah, no.

[ she is nnnnot buying it. ]

[plentystrong]

Those are two words that contradict each other.

[ VERY OBSERVANT, THIS ONE ]