002. video | crossposted to BlueTube

[plentystrong]

[ The video opens on a scene of Catra sitting in an elegant-looking armchair, legs crossed, arms on the armrests, posture and expression confident. In the background, you may hear the sounds of people talking and tableware clanking. ]

Greetings, Earthlings! It is I, the Goddess Catra of Eternia, and I have come to Earth to grace you with my presence.

[ A cat walks through the screen in front of Catra, its tail held high. ]

If you wish to meet me, I can be found at Royal Purrincess Cat Café.

[ From off the camera, a voice that’s considerably louder than the other ones filters in. ]

What are you doing there? You’re here to work, not goof off!

[ Catra hisses quietly and turns toward her left, where the voice is ostensibly coming from, and shakes her fist at whoever it belongs to. ]

I’m giving you publicity! That is work! Just let me finish-- [ She turns back toward the camera. ] Wait, is this thing still on?

[ She gets up, walks a few steps toward the camera, and then reaches forward until her hand and arm obscure most of the picture. Then the screen goes black and the video ends. ]

(OOC: SO. This is the combined result of this and this and a whole lot of boredom. :'D HAVE AT.)

Comments

[plentystrong]

Eternia. I said so.

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

I thought that was just the place you came from. But okay.

I'm guessing you're going to be wanting offerings? Maybe some worship?

[plentystrong]

That should go without saying, right?

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Well, you know how it works. If you want people to worship you, you'd better have some pretty good blessings to hand out in return.

[plentystrong]

What has this world come to when even a goddess can't get a little worship without strings attached?

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Hey, it's your religion. You want to just open up a temple and see who shows up to bow down, be my guest.

[plentystrong]

Hmmm... but is it really up to the deity themselves to open up their own temple?

[ She. Actually ponders this for a fraction of a second. ]

Nah, it's not like I'm planning on sticking around anyway.

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Good point. You'd need a priest or something to set it up for you.

[Jacob snorts softly.]

Planning to get Ported out soon?

[plentystrong]

If I can help it, yeah, I'm gonna get out of here as soon as I can.

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Sorry to say, but you'll need more than godly power to do that. Chances are you`ll just have to wait for the right Porter glitch like everyone else.

[plentystrong]

You don't think that goddess who controls stuff here could get jealous and get me back home cause there can only be one?

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Anything's possible, I guess. But there've been other goddesses here, and the Porter has never seemed to mind as far as I can tell.

[plentystrong]

Well. There goes that theory.