Jesse Pinkman (
hostage) wrote in
maskormenace2014-02-26 06:11 pm
Entry tags:
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † jenny quantum | eclipse,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † karkat vantas | knight of blood,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † madison montgomery | n/a,
- † maria del andallo | n/a,
- † miles edgeworth | n/a,
- † nelson gardner | captain metropolis,
- † oswald cobblepot | the penguin,
- † rose lalonde | seer of light,
- † veronica mars | n/a,
- † violet harmon | n/a
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[This guy sounds like a total hood, his voice rough and gravelly with a cadence that suggests he's straight outta Compton. (Or, you know, Albuquerque. Whatever.) Even so, he doesn't sound angry. He's excited, actually.]
Yo, so… Oh my god. This shit about -
Hold up. Lemme start again, sorry.
My name's, um, Jesse. Jesse Pinkman. ABQ represent. 'sup.
Anyway, so this shit about superpowers. Like, I get it, but… For real? They brought us here to be superheroes? With like the whole mask and alias thing and everything? 'cause it feels like - no offense, okay - but it feels like some kinda Punk'd thing and any second now some camera crew's gonna jump out and Ashton Kutcher or some asshole's gonna…
[He loses that train of thought, laughing to himself.]
Unbelievable. That's what this shit is.
Yo, so… Oh my god. This shit about -
Hold up. Lemme start again, sorry.
My name's, um, Jesse. Jesse Pinkman. ABQ represent. 'sup.
Anyway, so this shit about superpowers. Like, I get it, but… For real? They brought us here to be superheroes? With like the whole mask and alias thing and everything? 'cause it feels like - no offense, okay - but it feels like some kinda Punk'd thing and any second now some camera crew's gonna jump out and Ashton Kutcher or some asshole's gonna…
[He loses that train of thought, laughing to himself.]
Unbelievable. That's what this shit is.

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Oh, shit - Sorry! Are there kids around here, or..?
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Ashton Kutcher's a dumbass.
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Yeah, pretty fuckin' lame.
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permavid!
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Yo, I am so down with this if it ain't somebody messing with me.
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This place is unbelievable. Unbelievable bullshit.
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You seen anybody like actually use a superpower yet? 'cause that's what I'm waiting to see.
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AUDIO.
You'd think that they'd come up with something a little more haha funny in terms of a good prank ...
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voice.
What's ABQ stand for?
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Albuquerque. New Mexico.
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( voice )
Uh-- yes, that's right, it's completely real, the hero business especially, although it might not seem that way at first-- it does take some adjustment. We had caped vigilantes back where I come from as well but people just went out on their own skill and merit, you should be careful going out without experience. If... you do. Maybe that wouldn't be your sort of thing.
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voice;
[ obvious mock surprise. the sarcasm is palpable. ]
You mean you haven't checked your closet for the complimentary capes? Ashton would be so disappointed.
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