maskormenace | 007 • video

Did you know that in New York, you can't take a selfie with a tiger? Technically speaking, it's illegal for anyone who owns a tiger, lion, leopard, or any kind of cat that's not a housecat to knowingly allow the public to have direct contact with those animals. You know, since they're wild animals.

[Foggy huffs out a laugh. He's having a slow day in the office at the moment, and there's a list of weird laws pulled up on his laptop that he's apparently reading off. He chortles at a couple, shaking his head.]

And hey, here's a good one: in Washington, if you find Bigfoot, it's illegal to kill him. I'm serious! You'd be guilty of a misdemeanor and then you'd end up facing either a huge fine or jail time for killing Bigfoot. I know, it's nuts, but it's the law.

[He snorts out another laugh, leaning back into his chair.]

Anyway, I'm having a pretty slow day and I've reorganized my files twice over for something to do, so I just wanna ask: do you know if your world has any really weird laws?

And, oh, yeah, I think it's around that time new imPorts start coming in, so: welcome to bizarro America! Or just America if it doesn't exist for you. If you have questions, Ken Kaneki Ported out just recently, but his FAQ's still up, and if you ask another imPort for it we'll send you the link.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Definitely met the guy, he came here once to file a suit. He really is like that.

Bigfoot's probably a whole species, if he's real. It'd explain the abundance of sightings, at least.

I looked up his social media, myself. Nice guy, but yeah... writing novels about Bigfoot and handsome dinosaurs... he sounds weird.

That makes sense- because there are a whole lot of people who claim to have seen him. Bigfoot can either teleport or is part of a whole species. Part of me wants to go looking just to find out, but I'd also want to leave them be.

He is, it's great. Smart guy too, he did his reading for the lawsuit before he came here.

A lot of people over a fairly long period of time, so either he's got a really long life, or all those sightings are different Bigfoots. Bigfeet? And honestly, I'd advise you leave him or them alone, they're probably sick of nosy tourists trying to take photographs.

I guess if you're going to be writing some out-there stuff, you want to be educated, just in case.

Yeah, and honestly, part of me can't blame them for wanting to leave peacefully in the woods. Away from all the noise and pollution... it's a pretty nice existence.