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['SUP IMPORTS, did you miss this guy? He's giving the communicator a particularly sour expression as he sits out on the front porch of his residence, #14.]

...Well, this sucks.

[He didn't even get to be home an hour, man. At least his injuries are healed again, but jeez........]

Soooo, do I even wanna know what all I missed?

[His tone rather suggests he doesn't; Kotetsu expects something or another has managed to go horribly awry in the month he's been gone--things have been one disaster after another since May.]

Oi Bunny, Judge Petrov, you guys still around? I'm back in #14 if you wanna talk in person or anything.

[......sorry, Ryan, he's only just had five months of memories crammed back into his head and is kind of freaked out about it tbh, he's kind of forgotten about you as the Dude From His Future.]

Uhhh...right. I'm Kotetsu, by the way. If you didn't, ah, know me before. Not that it...doesn't say that on the thing, anyway, but. Y'know. Introductions, n'all...yeah.

[Aaand one awkward silence later:]

...See ya. [Click.]

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How the hell would I know how that weird kidnappy machine works?

And it's totally weird!!!

It's not weird!

And the military could have explained it to you.

Totally. Weird.

They don't explain much. And they say they don't control the thing anyway, so if they do know, they're not talking.

Not.

Yeah, right. As if I'd believe them about that. [ muttering ]

Weird.

[Oh god, they're one step away from 'nuh-uh'/'yeah-huh', somebody stop them.]

So how'm I supposed to find out from the military why I only went back for an hour, again? If you wouldn't even believe what they've gotta say. I'm not a telepath or whatever.

[That's Emma's department. 8T]

No. [ mature adults ]

I mean about them not controlling it! And I'm not saying for you to find out. [ it was just a comment, really ]

Yeah.

[The most mature.]

You're the one who said the military coulda explained it to me when I said I didn't know how the damn scrap-heap works!!

Nope.

And could have. As in, MAYBE they told you. And then you said they didn't because they say they don't control the Porter. And I don't believe they don't control the Porter.

It's actually very simple to understand, are you dumb?!

Yup.

Who're you callin' dumb, huh??? Didn't anybody ever tell you to respect your elders????

Nah.

You are dumb! And what is this elder thing, how old are you even?!

Yeah.

Your face is dumb!! And I'm thirty-seven!

Nay.

And your face is dumber! Also, how is 37 old?!

Uh-huh!

Your face is the dumbest! And I'm older than you!

[......probably. he has no idea how old you actually are under that scary mask hahahaha.]

Nuh-uh!

And your beard is the dumbest thing here! And just because you are some years older, doesn't make you an "elder"!

Yeah-huh!

I'm not the one with the dumb creepy mask! And that's exactly what elder means!

Edited 2014-09-20 03:48 (UTC)

No-way.

You made it sound like you were 60! And my mask is awesome!

Totally.

I don't have to be sixty to be your elder! And my beard is way more awesome than your mask!!

Not even close.

And my mask serve a purpose! Your beard serves none besides making you look dumb!

Not close 'cause it's exactly right!

[OKAY so she's sort of got a point about the mask (he's assuming it's for her secret identity), BUT still gotta defend his beard's honor.]

I think you mean, it makes me look cool.

Wrong!

And you are right, you really are old, because you are going senile.

You're wrong!

And it's not my fault kids these days can't properly appreciate beard art.

Your beard is wrong!

And what are you even babbling about "kids"?! Nobody in their right mind would appreciate that!

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