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maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am
5055034455) wrote in maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am
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001 | video
[Good morning, Heropa. Greeting you today is a man with a bright smile and an even brighter shirt — aqua, with a tie that seems to match only in theory — and a look in his eye that twinkles with confidence and certainty. Yes, here is a man who is not at all questioning this place and its motives; here is a man who is totally okay with the situation in which he's found himself; here is a man who is a very good, very convincing faker.]
Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.
[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]
Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —
[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]
Get used to seeing this face.
Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.
[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]
Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —
[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]
Get used to seeing this face.
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Saul isn't used to people being this nice to him. It's... nice.]
Thanks, kiddo. What's your name?
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[ that's all she knows of daytime television mostly because she doesn't watch television. (unsure) ]
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The face makes him laugh.]
God, no. I'd probably be an excellent Maury or Springer, but no — think more along the lines of Judge Judy.
[This is it. This is what he's going to be known as for the rest of his time here. The Judge Judy of Heropa.]
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Oh. That would explain the "Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge" part.
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[He's not being mean; teachable moments are important.
Also, shut up. JUDGE JUDY IS TIMELESS.]
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[Saul sometimes is a guidance counselor. Who knew.]
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also this is the most normal conversation she's ever had and it's flawless. ]
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[Hell, he'd be ridiculously proud if he had a kid who scored in the 85th percentile of anything.]
There's not some kind of test here you could take that would show you're not an idiot?
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Do they even exist here?
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What kind of lawyer are you?
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Criminal defense attorney.
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Does that make it ironic that your last name is Goodman?
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[Saul leans back a little, straightening his tie.]
It is ironic, but the thing is: I don't see it as defending the "bad" guys. People are accused of crimes all the time, whether they committed them or not. Innocent until proven guilty, you know?
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[It's kind of gross, how sincere he sounds when he says that.
Especially considering how he usually just looks at his clients and sees walking, tweaking dollar signs.]
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[ ahahahhahahahaha that is more before her time than judge judy -- she was a whole barely a year old gosh! -- but she meant to say "murderers" and thought better of it at the last second and oj simpson was the only big name trial she could think of that didn't involve...
...like, will.
which would be aca-awkward. ]
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That whole thing was a circus.
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[ probably. because, you know, if the glove don't fit. ]
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If they tell me they didn't do it, I believe them.
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