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maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am
5055034455) wrote in maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am
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001 | video
[Good morning, Heropa. Greeting you today is a man with a bright smile and an even brighter shirt — aqua, with a tie that seems to match only in theory — and a look in his eye that twinkles with confidence and certainty. Yes, here is a man who is not at all questioning this place and its motives; here is a man who is totally okay with the situation in which he's found himself; here is a man who is a very good, very convincing faker.]
Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.
[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]
Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —
[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]
Get used to seeing this face.
Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.
[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]
Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —
[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]
Get used to seeing this face.
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Criminal defense.
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Ah, I see. Thankfully, criminal defense is something I, thankfully, have little need of these days, but the occasion could always rise, if someone were to, say, accuse me unfairly.
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insert name of one of his exes here maybe]Well, if that were to happen...
[Saul grins, wry.]
Better call Saul!
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Alliteration, of course. How catchy.
And if you need anything, don't hesitate to call. I'm the owner of a nightclub in Maurtia Falls.
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I'll have to stop by soon. That's Pennsylvania, right?
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[EYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~]
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Yes. You might find the environment a bit chill, if you try to make such jokes inside, however.
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Saul grins, a little uneasy, and waves a hand.]
I know better, don't worry.
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[ Oswald is just a fickle man, tbh. ]
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Good to know. And you know who to call if you're ever in legal trouble.
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You got it, my friend.