5055034455: 3x02 (smile like you mean it)
Saul Goodman ([personal profile] 5055034455) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-03 09:04 am

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[Good morning, Heropa. Greeting you today is a man with a bright smile and an even brighter shirt — aqua, with a tie that seems to match only in theory — and a look in his eye that twinkles with confidence and certainty. Yes, here is a man who is not at all questioning this place and its motives; here is a man who is totally okay with the situation in which he's found himself; here is a man who is a very good, very convincing faker.]

Greetings and salutations, fellow ImPorts! Allow me to introduce myself: Saul Goodman, attorney at law and soon-to-be judge. I want you all to be able to think of me as a resource — as someone whose purpose here is to assist where and when I can, at least as far as legal issues are concerned. For consultation purposes only, though; I won't... uh, really have the time to open my own practice here, unfortunately.

[And that does seem like something that upsets him, but he allows that emotion in for all of two seconds before dismissing it and focusing back on sounding genuine and honest. Which he is, to some degree. It's just... kind of rare, is all. But this is what happens when you don't want to upset your kidnappers: You do what you think you have to.]

Anyway, I'm gonna have to spend some time catching up on what's actually going on in this place, legally and politically speaking. There are other lawyers and legal professional-types around, right? We should chat. Oh, and for all you daytime TV-watchers —

[THERE THEY ARE. THE FINGERGUNS.]

Get used to seeing this face.
infomodder: i never read the books give me a second (wait. wait wait wait.)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-09-12 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Reely reely, Shrek.]

Need a solid supporting cast to keep your spot running. [The witty kind that crack jokes even when things are going to shit, preferably.] Good luck with finding the right one.

[let the right one in your courtroom, saul]
infomodder: player 2 is fucked (player 2 has entered cooking mama)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-09-19 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[These frikkin emoticons.]

Anytime :)

[That took forever to decide to include. That.

Stupid fucking smiley face.

Which is nothing like his own never smiling face, but oh well. He's not smiling. Not now. Not reading other conversations and wondering if he should say anything (or what to say). It's really more of that constant :( or 8( but that's not very appreciated. So fake-ass smiling faces it is.
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