THE MAJORITY REPORT: JULY 10TH, 2019

[maskormods]

THE MAJORITY REPORT: JULY 10TH, 2019F A N P O R T of the year or our message board 2 0 1 9 is still ongoing!

A WALKWAY TO REMEMBER
As seen in Project Walkway publication, ads all major news papers/outlets, Bwitter, & BlueTube:
Project Walkway has released its Special Summer Edition with splashy new ImPort It Girl — Allison Hargreeves! First seen in their rotation during FanPort, Hargreeves has been the talk of the circuit since it was rumored she was scouted at recent Lake Tahoe Swear-In where she displayed a rare set of impervious powers.

In a recent interview featured on Project Walkway’s BlueTube, Sashay Away, Top Talent Scout & Designer, Condra Arteest revealed that though Ms. Hargreeves has only been planet-side a few months, she has over a decade of modeling and acting experience. She went on to say that the agency has hired her on for a six-month trial basis, but that they have “very big plans for her, and don’t expect to be letting her get away anytime soon."

Pick up your issue today, before they sell out! Need a sneak peek to convince you? Check out the hopping new #ImPortItGirl tag trending on Bwitter since it hit the stands!

HEX SYMBOL
As seen around Nonah:
Installation artist Soil has a message for all you occult imPorts: you are LOVED and CHERISHED. You are VALUABLE and VALID. Anyone who says otherwise is probably a REALLY SAD ASSHOLE. To prove her love, The Artist Currently Known As Soil will project upon various buildings in Nonah, at midnight for the next ten midnights, the infernal numbers 404 in red lighting to celebrate the Web Mistress, She of Connectivity, the Spider Queen Herself. In addition to the emblem 404 in red light will be the projected pictures of occultish imPorts to charge the sacred numbers.

THEY DON'T CALL IT FAMPORT FOR A REASON
As seen linked on Rumblr, mostly directing to the sex-positive brother site Bumblr:
If you are an imPort between the ages of 18 to infinity, you've probably noticed an uptick in shipping art and fic of yourself and various other, sometimes seemingly random, imPorts. Do not be frightened! This is normal! With Fanport only JUST in the collective rearview mirror, there is always a spike of imPort interest. And yeah, it's usual sexual. If you dare to venture to Bumblr and see who (mostly) the youth has been depicting you with, then you only have yourself to blame.

TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT ONE MORE TIME
As seen on daytime news:
On Friday the 12th at 4:04PM EST, the sun went red for an entire hour and for that precise duration you could hear the discography belonging to The Eagles play in the other room, or the room nearest you. But never in the room of which you stand. Never outside.

Never in your earphones.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from SEAGREEN to RADIANT, because that is how you're seen. Radiantly!

WANT TO SUBMIT TO THE MAJORITY REPORT?
The Majority Report comes out the 10th and 20th of every month, but will be taking a hiatus FOR AUGUST 2019. You may find details and submit here. The cut-off time is 12:01 AM PST on the 9th and the 19th for the corresponding dates.

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

I believe that is still a matter of debate in some circles.

[He's kidding, probably.]

[melodramagic]

Are psychiatrists that hard on themselves and each other?

[ Look at her... worried about you, Chilton! Be kind to yourself. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

In my experience, yes, most are. Best beware of those who are not. Power corrupts, after all.

[melodramagic]

Are you a psychiatrist telling me to be suspicious of other psychiatrists?

... not that I'm looking into one or anything.

[slightlyoffchilt]

If you're not looking into one, then yes. I would be very wary of other psychiatrists, especially here.

[melodramagic]

[ ... ]

Like who?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well, I hesitate to use diagnostic language...

But Crane is a psychopath.

[melodramagic]

Is he an imPort, too?

[slightlyoffchilt]

He is, yes. One who still practices, I believe.

So. Word to the wise.

[melodramagic]

[ That's just gonna put Crane on her radar. ]

Wait, how? I'll keep that in mind, but... how could someone still have their license if they're dangerous?

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Good!! His last act of kindness.]

Oh, well, you know how it is with celebrity status -- and what forgiveness that might afford. All of us imPorts are celebrities in this world.

[melodramagic]

Celebrity status shouldn't mean anything. If you do something wrong you should pay for it, especially if it's criminal.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Would that such were true. [A beat, and he reconsiders clarification.] It is personality that drives behavior. And we all have our own little personality cults.

[melodramagic]

I am seriously disturbed that imPorts are basically legally untouchable. The longer I'm here the less I seem to understand about this world.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Then be grateful that you're less immune to self-deception than most.