THE MAJORITY REPORT: JULY 10TH, 2019

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THE MAJORITY REPORT: JULY 10TH, 2019F A N P O R T of the year or our message board 2 0 1 9 is still ongoing!

A WALKWAY TO REMEMBER
As seen in Project Walkway publication, ads all major news papers/outlets, Bwitter, & BlueTube:
Project Walkway has released its Special Summer Edition with splashy new ImPort It Girl — Allison Hargreeves! First seen in their rotation during FanPort, Hargreeves has been the talk of the circuit since it was rumored she was scouted at recent Lake Tahoe Swear-In where she displayed a rare set of impervious powers.

In a recent interview featured on Project Walkway’s BlueTube, Sashay Away, Top Talent Scout & Designer, Condra Arteest revealed that though Ms. Hargreeves has only been planet-side a few months, she has over a decade of modeling and acting experience. She went on to say that the agency has hired her on for a six-month trial basis, but that they have “very big plans for her, and don’t expect to be letting her get away anytime soon."

Pick up your issue today, before they sell out! Need a sneak peek to convince you? Check out the hopping new #ImPortItGirl tag trending on Bwitter since it hit the stands!

HEX SYMBOL
As seen around Nonah:
Installation artist Soil has a message for all you occult imPorts: you are LOVED and CHERISHED. You are VALUABLE and VALID. Anyone who says otherwise is probably a REALLY SAD ASSHOLE. To prove her love, The Artist Currently Known As Soil will project upon various buildings in Nonah, at midnight for the next ten midnights, the infernal numbers 404 in red lighting to celebrate the Web Mistress, She of Connectivity, the Spider Queen Herself. In addition to the emblem 404 in red light will be the projected pictures of occultish imPorts to charge the sacred numbers.

THEY DON'T CALL IT FAMPORT FOR A REASON
As seen linked on Rumblr, mostly directing to the sex-positive brother site Bumblr:
If you are an imPort between the ages of 18 to infinity, you've probably noticed an uptick in shipping art and fic of yourself and various other, sometimes seemingly random, imPorts. Do not be frightened! This is normal! With Fanport only JUST in the collective rearview mirror, there is always a spike of imPort interest. And yeah, it's usual sexual. If you dare to venture to Bumblr and see who (mostly) the youth has been depicting you with, then you only have yourself to blame.

TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT ONE MORE TIME
As seen on daytime news:
On Friday the 12th at 4:04PM EST, the sun went red for an entire hour and for that precise duration you could hear the discography belonging to The Eagles play in the other room, or the room nearest you. But never in the room of which you stand. Never outside.

Never in your earphones.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from SEAGREEN to RADIANT, because that is how you're seen. Radiantly!

WANT TO SUBMIT TO THE MAJORITY REPORT?
The Majority Report comes out the 10th and 20th of every month, but will be taking a hiatus FOR AUGUST 2019. You may find details and submit here. The cut-off time is 12:01 AM PST on the 9th and the 19th for the corresponding dates.

Comments

[ralltiir]

[ Akobi's voice goes instantly cold. It's a good thing this isn't video, or the outright disgust would be visible on his face. ]

...You're from the Pokémon world.

[namesaquestion]

[And Nikolai's now on the defensive as he picks up that coldness. Uh. Did he just step on a landmine or something? Or is this what Archie was talking about re: people thinking trainers are evil?]

A Pokemon World, yea. So what of it?

[ralltiir]

[ Akobi may not believe that Pokémon trainers are evil, per se, but he sure doesn't have a high opinion of them. And also, Nikolai himself admitted that the only measure of worth was how good someone was to fight against. ]

I was unaware there were more than one.

[namesaquestion]

[Nikolai: giving good first impressions of pokemon trainers. Not. Though pretty much every other trainer would tell you Niko's wrong. ]

Hmph. Near as I can tell, there's two. There's mine, where Archie and Maxie got Rayquaza down on them on top of Kyorge and Groudon.. There's Archie's, where he only woke up Kyogre- who, along with the other two, is like a god you don't mess with. Also something about a Kalos War that never happened in mine, and Mega Evolution which isn't a thing in mine either. Otherwise, things seem to line up more or less.

I think the rest are from Archie's, but who knows where a talking Pikachu fits in.

[ralltiir]

[ None of those names mean anything to Akobi. "Rayquaza," "Kyogre," "Groudon"... All nonsense. ]

Archie woke up an angry god?

[ Focusing in on the important parts here. ]

[namesaquestion]

Stupid move, huh?

[There's a bit of a verbal shrug, then a beat or two before Niko decides to elaborate.] Not that I know the full details, only that it ended in Hoenn dealing with three angry gods. Tch. I was more interested in school and whinging that I wasn't allowed to start my pokemon journey.

[ralltiir]

[ Not having any sense of religious faith, Akobi doesn't know what kind of havoc three angry gods can wreak. But he imagines it couldn't lead to anything good. ]

How was the situation resolved, do you know?

[namesaquestion]

Rayquaza ended up stepping in as far as I know and made the other two stop.

[ralltiir]

Well that's... Fortunate? [ Is it? He honestly doesn't know. ]

[namesaquestion]

Of course it was. Tch. I don't think there'd be a Hoenn still standing if they hadn't been stopped.

Who knows what would have happened to the other regions, either.

[ralltiir]

I see...

Thank you. This has been a very... enlightening talk.