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[ So here's a new kid on the network tonight. Trying to find an angle that lets him hide at least some of his nervousness. Or at least lets him use it to channel his best impression of a Definitely Normal Team, No Superheroics Here Honest. He mostly just looks awkward and nerdy, which is … accurate anyway, so let’s go with that. ]

Hey - um, so I’m Peter. Peter Parker. And I just got here, and -

[ He’s read through what’s left of his files, he’s read through the last couple weeks of posts just to get a feel for things. After that, he has one incredibly important question: ]

Did I seriously just barely miss out on a Death Star being here? For real? That’s not fair. Please tell me it’s coming back at some point.

[ That’s probably an objectively incorrect thing to want, but. Look. That would have made his entire life. He could die happy. For the second time. Well, the second time dying, first time dying happy. Anyway, he turns reluctantly to the list of actual serious questions he made. Not enough time to ask them all (unless he just takes in a breath and rapid fire asks all of them in thirty seconds) so he’ll just pick one for now. ]

So, school. How is that working out for people who still hafta go? And can you like … argue with it at all? Because I’m all for finishing high school, but this is my third time going into sophomore year and I’m starting to feel like that movie with the Ghostbuster being depressed in Pennsylvania.

(( OOC: Spoilers for Far From Home are likely, but I can avoid them if necessary! ))

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Snitch-tagging.

Honestly, though, are you going to interrogate me about everything I've ever done? That's a long, long list.

... Maybe? I mean, I’m curious. But I’m guessing that would be kind of rude and invasive.

I've been around since literally the Beginning. Even I don't remember everything I've done.

Though, I guess you could argue that everything is my fault by association. I'm the Serpent of Eden.

What, like with Adam and Eve and stuff?

Yeah.

Thaaaaat sounds like bullshit.

Well, it’sssss not.

[ Is he lifting his sunglasses a bit to peer at the kid with his very snakey eyes, and possibly turning his tongue a bit snakey too? Yep. ]

[ UH. Well. Okay, if you were trying to get his attention, then mission successful. ]

Whoa! What the hell is that?

Jusssst like a human.

[ He scoffs, replacing his sunglasses. ]

Tell them exactly what you are, they don’t believe you. Prove it, they still don’t believe you.