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Drift ([personal profile] weapabilities) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-09 08:28 pm

[Video] - 01

[ A very lanky man with messy white hair appears, raking some of the strands away from his face in agitation, only to have them fall back into place. ]

I'm going to start by saying that the displacement of my natural body is severely upsetting my energies. I hate to be "that mech", but I honestly don't know how much more of this I can tolerate. My chakras are in disarray, I itch everywhere, I keep forgetting that breathing is a thing that needs to happen, and the apartment lobby won't even allow me to offer the service of optimizing the energy flow through the building! I'm just feeling a lot of aggression here and quite honestly I'm catching a lot of very uncomfortable vibes. Outside of being physically uncomfortable that is.

[ He pushes his hair back again, fussing, attempting to tuck it behind his ear to no avail. He dismisses it again in favor of continuing. ]

That does bring me to the point that my swords are still missing. I realize at this point? Wielding them isn't realistic, what with being a fraction of my regular size. Yes, sure, I get that, but I still like to have them. They're important. So if anyone happens to see any outstandingly large swords around, chances are they're mine. I'd appreciate if you contacted me. I can't offer much as a reward. Perhaps I could offer to lead you through a meditation session? Or cleanse your focal energy passages? Anyways, the point being, swords. Big ones.

[ He gestures, as to the size of the blades. Yes, very big. Like he was telling a big fish story or something. His hair falls back in his face and he huffs at it, growing increasingly more irritated as he attempts to arrange it again. ]

Also could someone lend me something to tie this back? Or better yet, something I can use to shave this all off? I can't stand all this fur!

[ Relenting, he shuts off the feed, and the audio cuts out mid-sigh. ]
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-10 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll hold you to that...

I gave Megatron a choice. He could either follow his plan or try to regroup with me. There was nothing I could do to stop him, and yet he chose to salvage what we could instead of making a powerplay.

[ Bee and blind faith sometimes, you know? ]

Good thing you're sitting down because the big guy pretty much admitted that he was wrong.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
First time for everything.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-15 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
A lot more of it will come too, if you stick around.

[ pause. one thing to address though. ]

I swear if you go vegan, I might disown you.

[ Drift probably won't be as intrusive with it though. not like Metalhawk. ]
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-16 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Drift... How long were you on Earth?

[ ...Bee, not everyone is like you and TC and watches TV. nor are they Jetfire, always being plugged into the Internet. ]
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-17 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It was kind of rhetorical...

[ because you know since Bee had been there the longest out of anyone, save Prowl, Ratchet, and Jazz. ]

Just figured you'd have picked up a little more is all.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-23 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not that I can really blame you... But at the same time, the key to understanding something is knowing what makes it tick.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, there are no other important things that require your attention. I'd suggest studying up now.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-26 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Geez. Don't make it sound like a chore or anything.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-27 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, Drift?

[ don't whine to the dead guy. ]