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[weapabilities]

[ A very lanky man with messy white hair appears, raking some of the strands away from his face in agitation, only to have them fall back into place. ]

I'm going to start by saying that the displacement of my natural body is severely upsetting my energies. I hate to be "that mech", but I honestly don't know how much more of this I can tolerate. My chakras are in disarray, I itch everywhere, I keep forgetting that breathing is a thing that needs to happen, and the apartment lobby won't even allow me to offer the service of optimizing the energy flow through the building! I'm just feeling a lot of aggression here and quite honestly I'm catching a lot of very uncomfortable vibes. Outside of being physically uncomfortable that is.

[ He pushes his hair back again, fussing, attempting to tuck it behind his ear to no avail. He dismisses it again in favor of continuing. ]

That does bring me to the point that my swords are still missing. I realize at this point? Wielding them isn't realistic, what with being a fraction of my regular size. Yes, sure, I get that, but I still like to have them. They're important. So if anyone happens to see any outstandingly large swords around, chances are they're mine. I'd appreciate if you contacted me. I can't offer much as a reward. Perhaps I could offer to lead you through a meditation session? Or cleanse your focal energy passages? Anyways, the point being, swords. Big ones.

[ He gestures, as to the size of the blades. Yes, very big. Like he was telling a big fish story or something. His hair falls back in his face and he huffs at it, growing increasingly more irritated as he attempts to arrange it again. ]

Also could someone lend me something to tie this back? Or better yet, something I can use to shave this all off? I can't stand all this fur!

[ Relenting, he shuts off the feed, and the audio cuts out mid-sigh. ]

Comments

[Video]

[daintylegs]

DRIFT!

[FINALLY! Someone he recognizes! Someone from the Lost Light no less!]

[Video]

[weapabilities]

Tailgate?!

[Video]

[daintylegs]

Drift...

VIDEO;

[forcowardice]

I think it's called "hair", actually.

With the way you're talking, sounds like you weren't organic before. Am I right?

VIDEO;

[weapabilities]

Right, no, of course. Hair, fur. Mm.

You'd be correct.

VIDEO;

[forcowardice]

Well, fortunately, you aren't alone in that! I'm Fulcrum. I was originally a Cybertronian.

[action]

[pacifistaggressive]

[Surprises aren't for everyone, that's for sure. And Metalhawk was certainly not one of those people, at least not recently. He was just on his way back from a very important meeting discussing rights of mobile vacuums (and he may or may not have purchased a couple...), opening the door to his apartment...

Seeing Drift right there. Looking very unkempt with his hair all over his face. Metalhawk freezes in mid doorway.]

...I'm calling the authorities.

[And we're off to a great start.]

[action]

[weapabilities]

[ Deer in headlights. ]

What? Oh! No, no. Please don't! I'm your hab mate I think? Er- roomie? Please don't call the police. I live here.

[ Unless he has the wrong house. ]

[action]

[pacifistaggressive]

[Oh! Oh. Nice save, Drift. His hand sets the communication device back down, face automatically softening at that.]

Oh, my apologies! I didn't...I guess it is that time when imPorts start showing up again. I've lost track of time since my last roommate left.

[He offers a smile, and a little nod.]

I didn't mean to jump to conclusions.

voice

[paintjobs]

None of those things are legitimate medical issues, I really hope you realize that.

voice

[weapabilities]

Of course I do. Save for the not having my real body.

video;

[taselikeabee]

Define 'outstandingly large.'

[ well this should be good. ]

video;

[weapabilities]

Well, you know. Big ones. Not for huma-

BUMBLEBEE?

voice

[screenplays]

Not another one.

voice

[weapabilities]

Well excuse me.

[video]

[worstprime]

This just in; swords? Over-rated. Ditch 'em.

[video]

[weapabilities]

I- wait-

[ He definitely knows that voice. ]

voice;

[madpretender]

Fire works just as well if something pointy is unavailable.

voice;

[weapabilities]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-kay.

So, that's an option that I'm just going to take and uh. Set aside for now.

text

[lyingheart]

See about getting it all shaved off your head. Easier to maintain that way.

[weapabilities]

See, that's what I'm about. Too much fussing with it.

text

[slingshots]

so... what size swords we talking?

[weapabilities]

Like big. Huge. Human-sized.

[wreckjobs]

Are chakras even real things? [ this is the most important part of drift's voice, mostly because they sound like they might be dangerous. ]

[weapabilities]

Of course they are!

[ WOW! ]