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Drift ([personal profile] weapabilities) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-09 08:28 pm

[Video] - 01

[ A very lanky man with messy white hair appears, raking some of the strands away from his face in agitation, only to have them fall back into place. ]

I'm going to start by saying that the displacement of my natural body is severely upsetting my energies. I hate to be "that mech", but I honestly don't know how much more of this I can tolerate. My chakras are in disarray, I itch everywhere, I keep forgetting that breathing is a thing that needs to happen, and the apartment lobby won't even allow me to offer the service of optimizing the energy flow through the building! I'm just feeling a lot of aggression here and quite honestly I'm catching a lot of very uncomfortable vibes. Outside of being physically uncomfortable that is.

[ He pushes his hair back again, fussing, attempting to tuck it behind his ear to no avail. He dismisses it again in favor of continuing. ]

That does bring me to the point that my swords are still missing. I realize at this point? Wielding them isn't realistic, what with being a fraction of my regular size. Yes, sure, I get that, but I still like to have them. They're important. So if anyone happens to see any outstandingly large swords around, chances are they're mine. I'd appreciate if you contacted me. I can't offer much as a reward. Perhaps I could offer to lead you through a meditation session? Or cleanse your focal energy passages? Anyways, the point being, swords. Big ones.

[ He gestures, as to the size of the blades. Yes, very big. Like he was telling a big fish story or something. His hair falls back in his face and he huffs at it, growing increasingly more irritated as he attempts to arrange it again. ]

Also could someone lend me something to tie this back? Or better yet, something I can use to shave this all off? I can't stand all this fur!

[ Relenting, he shuts off the feed, and the audio cuts out mid-sigh. ]
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
A few more than that, but I've been too busy to say hi to every one that pops up.

[ a shrug. he's not overly worried about it unless people start causing problems. and Starscream isn't around now. ]

He's a medic from a different universe. Fairly sure he's shifty, telling me he's an Autobot but then telling someone else he's a neutral.

[ that and well. the guy's a little too slick, yanno? ]
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take what I can get... Starscream was elected ruler of Cybertron. So that should tell you what things are like there.

[ rubs at his face. do they really have to have this? ]

It was a disaster. Nothing really improved after you guys left - which everyone thought your ship blew up by the way. Somehow Megatron survived and hatched a plan, but wait. That's not all.

Long story short, Shockwave has this idea to essentially make time and space collapse in on itself to perpetually feed Cybertron. Too bad it'd kill everyone in the process. I was leading both Decepticons and Autobots in a final push to get to him when - [ you know. he died. ] I was brought here.

[ and after a moment: ] And I owe you an apology, Drift. I blamed you when we were stranded on Cybertron purely because you were an ex-Con. That's not fair, considering Thundercracker is one of my best friends and... And I gave Megatron a chance. So, I'm sorry.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-10 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's a lot, it's true. Bee can break it apart further if need be. ]

Wish I knew. He kicked both Autobots and Decepticons out of Iacon.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
No one who knows him would be. He's just too good of a politician for people to see him for what he really is.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-10 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not the oddest thing that happened either.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-10 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll hold you to that...

I gave Megatron a choice. He could either follow his plan or try to regroup with me. There was nothing I could do to stop him, and yet he chose to salvage what we could instead of making a powerplay.

[ Bee and blind faith sometimes, you know? ]

Good thing you're sitting down because the big guy pretty much admitted that he was wrong.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
First time for everything.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-15 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
A lot more of it will come too, if you stick around.

[ pause. one thing to address though. ]

I swear if you go vegan, I might disown you.

[ Drift probably won't be as intrusive with it though. not like Metalhawk. ]
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-16 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Drift... How long were you on Earth?

[ ...Bee, not everyone is like you and TC and watches TV. nor are they Jetfire, always being plugged into the Internet. ]
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-17 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It was kind of rhetorical...

[ because you know since Bee had been there the longest out of anyone, save Prowl, Ratchet, and Jazz. ]

Just figured you'd have picked up a little more is all.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-23 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not that I can really blame you... But at the same time, the key to understanding something is knowing what makes it tick.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-24 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, there are no other important things that require your attention. I'd suggest studying up now.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-09-26 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Geez. Don't make it sound like a chore or anything.

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