Voice; UN: Oracle

[codeoracle]

[Oracle is on your airwaves, using a voice distortion to make a call on all imPorts.]

Seeing the posts here, we have all received some form of message. A cipher. I want to decode it. We need to.

What message have you received?

[OOC EDIT: Per the recent OOC Mod Post, and a response to my question to them on plurk, the thread that previously held the solution and discussion about it has been deleted. I apologize to those that had commented in these threads, but this post's aim is to begin the IC discussion process. I look forward to future posts that will reflect the solution in game!]

Comments

[codeoracle]

It could possibly be a larger message warning of danger and you want to be paid?


What's the price?

[golisolation]

u say that like igaf abt danger

idk whats ur potential safety worth 2 u huh?

[hatestrashcans]

What's not being covered in bird poop constantly worth to you?

[ Sorry, Oracle. Marco has feelings about acting like an idiot. ]

[golisolation]

send those pidgey my way ur just gonna feed my pkmn

cuz thats all thats gonna happen yo

[hatestrashcans]

I would strongly recommend not trying to have your pokemon eat a shapeshifter. Unless you want them to explode from the inside.

Stop being a moron.

You should only extort people when you have nothing to gain by sharing.

[golisolation]

i would strongly recommend not tryin 2 rope me in2 ur weird shit fetish then

sry cant born this way & besides y not get more outta a deal than the bare minimum huh?

[hatestrashcans]

You're the one who brought fetishes into this. Sorry, I'm taken. Don't worry, I won't watch you cry yourself to sleep in disappointment.

What way? A dumbass?

Sure, when walking away doesn't damage you. It's a basic risk-reward calculation: If this is a big deal, it would impact all imPorts, including you, so you'd benefit from knowing about it. High risk. But if you don't share, and nobody figures it out and it's important, you're as fucked as everybody else.

It's basic self-interest. It's like charging someone to fix your leg when it's broken. You're just being dumb.

[golisolation]

pls get ovr urself urs boys taken 2
u aint worth no1s tears least of all mine

look kid i kno what this is i kno the danger & the risk but i aint interested in givin nothin 4 free & if a better chance @ solvin this aint worth shit 2 yall then fine by me

i welcome destruction in all forms yo

[hatestrashcans]

Really? Who's bothering with you? I'd like to know so I can ask them about their stupidity fetish.

Aren't you a little old to be that edgy? It's just sad.

[golisolation]

ill leave that as another puzzle 4 u 2 solve

nothin sad w/ knoin what ur abt man

[hatestrashcans]

Okay. I'll figure out who on my next day off.

It's sad when all you're 'about' is pissing people off.

Don't get me wrong, it's fun and useful, but not an end in and of itself.

[obediences]

[ This thread is driving him crazy. Luther hops in. ]

To the point. What kind of payment are you after? How do we know you actually have a clue and you're not just making this up?

[golisolation]

finally askin the real questions

as 4 proof if u look below @ my idiot grunt tupp he gave 1 of the clues away w/o thinkin but it aint mine

im way more interested n what ppl r willin 2 offer for it i aint particularly hurtin 4 nothin atm

[forgeabettertomorrow]

only members of team skull got clues?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

not a fight youre gonna win man just let sleeping dogs lie on this one trust me

[hatestrashcans]

Yeah I don't think he has the IQ to understand what's going on.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

wrong

theres a difference between acting stupid and actively being stupid

Hes got no incentive to help us and not everyone is a team player

some of us have our own agendas

just because hes not helping doesnt mean hes stupid just means its not worth it to him to help at the moment

[codeoracle]

Am I allowed to have favorites? Because I think you just became a favorite.

[hatestrashcans]

You've got great taste then.

[codeoracle]

I'm a person of great taste and culture.

[codeoracle]

You remind me of a friend I had. He tried to act all tough like that too.

You likely aren't the only one with a clue--maybe not even the only one with /that/ clue. You might want to rethink if what you have is actually valuable. Or if your own survival is worth less to you than something monetary.

[golisolation]

cool

neway that may b the case & it aint like i hadnt thought abt it but the thing is i dont rly care & if at the end of the day this world gets destroyed cuz ur 2 cheap 2 buy a clue thats on u

so right back @ u whats worth more 2 u: survival or something monetary

[codeoracle]

If I wasn't willing to pay for a clue, I wouldn't have asked your price. Name what you think is fair--I'll either match it, or we'll start making deals.

I was merely curious if any argument would have you reconsider. It seems, for the most part, the answer is no.

[golisolation]

i aint 1 known 4 reconsiderin once ive made up my mind but if u aint gonna answer my question i think were done here

cuz heres the thing i aint particularly hurtin 4 nothin im more interestin in what this shits worth 2 yall cuz 2 me its worthless but i aint givin it up 4 free like i said

that aint how the big bad boss rolls

[codeoracle]

considering both of us are refusing to name a price? It seems we are.

I'm not particularly hurting for your clue either. Would it have made things easier? Yes. But I think I'll manage without it. If I don't--someone else will.