Voice; UN: Oracle

[codeoracle]

[Oracle is on your airwaves, using a voice distortion to make a call on all imPorts.]

Seeing the posts here, we have all received some form of message. A cipher. I want to decode it. We need to.

What message have you received?

[OOC EDIT: Per the recent OOC Mod Post, and a response to my question to them on plurk, the thread that previously held the solution and discussion about it has been deleted. I apologize to those that had commented in these threads, but this post's aim is to begin the IC discussion process. I look forward to future posts that will reflect the solution in game!]

Comments

[leatherboots]

Well, I don't know about you but I'd sooner eat my own boots than share my clue with the general populace, especially as we don't know what all this is in aid of. That fellow DID say the Apocalypse would come in early October...

Show me your clue before you sell it? Keep the money, I don't particularly care, but perhaps we should be allies. I'll show you mine, of course. We can even meet in person, if you like.

[golisolation]

i feel u there idgaf abt any of these losers thats y there aint no price given cuz i kno some1 would b able 2 afford it im just fuckin w/ em & if this is the beginnin of the end then w/e

but allies huh? that aint sounding 2 bad but i gotta wonder y unless ur like me & are charmed by similar foulness huh?
meetin up makes the most sense imo name a time & place and ur boyll b there yo

[leatherboots]

I do really like my boots, they're quite good quality. Eating them would be a shame.

My reasons are my own. But suffice to say, being on this side is far, far more exciting.

How soon can you be in at this location?

[ Attached: co-ordinates that lead to a perfectly innocent-looking abandoned shipping container in Nevada ]

[golisolation]

[Well then, Guzma's never been out that way, but he does know that there's a porter city out that way...]

yeah man no point in ruinin a nice pair of kicks cuz of these fools but if u wanna stay mysterious then I can respect that

but shit sure is out there huh? shouldnt be a prob tho gimme a couple hours got some loose ends 2 tie w/ this mess + travel time from jeopardy but I got a ride that should make it quick enuf

[leatherboots]

Wonderful. You'll find a large metal box there, simply tap on it three times and I'll know you've arrived.

Oh! By the way. Considering who we are and what we're talking about, I'm sure I can't trust you in the slightest not to be an ass about all this. But trust me when I say that if you try anything stupid then I'll happily drop you into the fucking sun.

If you have any similar threats to send my way, now's the time to issue them. I'll completely understand.

[golisolation]

[Needless to say, Guzma's respect for Rupert just skyrocketed. This is the type of dude he can get on with, honestly.]

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ha! how efficient of u gettin these pleasantries outta the way so we can get right 2 it! but like u said pull ne shit & ill crush u like vermin yo

im destruction in human form so i aint no1 2 be fuckin ovr so u best b choosin ur moves wisely ur boi aint playin no games

neway later days bro

[leatherboots]

We can do the whole "I'll scratch your back etc etc" thing all day long but if you're anything like me then the back-scratching could very well come from the blade of a knife. We're allies, not idiots.

Crushing, vermin, destruction in human form, noted! Adieu for now.