Maximus Boltagon (
madpretender) wrote in
maskormenace2014-09-17 06:57 pm
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[Max is sitting on an office chair and lazily spinning around on what appears to be a stage. He's wearing the equivalent of BK's crown.]
Employees are the greatest invention ever! These humans don't acknowledge Inhuman royalty, but they'll still cater to my every whim.
[He indicates to whoever is holding the communicator to pan over to a bunch of people standing around and fanning or feeding a very large bulldog. They look like they're only tolerating this for their pay-cheque. A snap of his fingers has the camera back on him.]
But I put forward a question to my fellow refugees, name a show with sufficient amount of explosions so these won't go to waste.
[He finally stands up and claps his hands twice. The wall behind him explodes and the camera drops to the ground as people scream and run out evidently deciding this is not worth the money. Max comes back into view as he stands over it.]
Hmm, less loyal than I hoped. That was only a very small one too.
[And then he bends down to pick it up and the video ends.]
Employees are the greatest invention ever! These humans don't acknowledge Inhuman royalty, but they'll still cater to my every whim.
[He indicates to whoever is holding the communicator to pan over to a bunch of people standing around and fanning or feeding a very large bulldog. They look like they're only tolerating this for their pay-cheque. A snap of his fingers has the camera back on him.]
But I put forward a question to my fellow refugees, name a show with sufficient amount of explosions so these won't go to waste.
[He finally stands up and claps his hands twice. The wall behind him explodes and the camera drops to the ground as people scream and run out evidently deciding this is not worth the money. Max comes back into view as he stands over it.]
Hmm, less loyal than I hoped. That was only a very small one too.
[And then he bends down to pick it up and the video ends.]

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To continue playing the parts I assigned them!
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It is what one must do when presented with minions.
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Would you consider everyone around you minions then? [Playthings? Maybe you yourself could be one too. Hisoka already can feel anticipation shimmy down his spine.]
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Well they're certainly not my betters.
[Not quite minions, more like pawns to manipulate and work around.]
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Mind if I ask the point of your little explosion there?
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A test! Gunpowder is significantly less useful, but easier to obtain. I needed to see the fruits of my work.
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Ah so a parlour trick then. I was beginning to think it was some deeper power in you. Though I suppose that leaves more room for other surprises.
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I'd be disappointed in myself if that was it.
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[Despite his personality, he did prefer a more subtle power set over raw explosive power.]
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Methinks you ask too much.
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You wouldn't like a personal demonstration. No one ever does.