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maskormenace2014-09-17 06:57 pm
madpretender) wrote in maskormenace2014-09-17 06:57 pm
001; video
[Max is sitting on an office chair and lazily spinning around on what appears to be a stage. He's wearing the equivalent of BK's crown.]
Employees are the greatest invention ever! These humans don't acknowledge Inhuman royalty, but they'll still cater to my every whim.
[He indicates to whoever is holding the communicator to pan over to a bunch of people standing around and fanning or feeding a very large bulldog. They look like they're only tolerating this for their pay-cheque. A snap of his fingers has the camera back on him.]
But I put forward a question to my fellow refugees, name a show with sufficient amount of explosions so these won't go to waste.
[He finally stands up and claps his hands twice. The wall behind him explodes and the camera drops to the ground as people scream and run out evidently deciding this is not worth the money. Max comes back into view as he stands over it.]
Hmm, less loyal than I hoped. That was only a very small one too.
[And then he bends down to pick it up and the video ends.]
Employees are the greatest invention ever! These humans don't acknowledge Inhuman royalty, but they'll still cater to my every whim.
[He indicates to whoever is holding the communicator to pan over to a bunch of people standing around and fanning or feeding a very large bulldog. They look like they're only tolerating this for their pay-cheque. A snap of his fingers has the camera back on him.]
But I put forward a question to my fellow refugees, name a show with sufficient amount of explosions so these won't go to waste.
[He finally stands up and claps his hands twice. The wall behind him explodes and the camera drops to the ground as people scream and run out evidently deciding this is not worth the money. Max comes back into view as he stands over it.]
Hmm, less loyal than I hoped. That was only a very small one too.
[And then he bends down to pick it up and the video ends.]
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( SO THERE. )
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Lockjaw, if you ever see a robot I want you to urinate on it.
[Then he looks back smugly as if saying 'your move'.]