text - be gay do crimes

[h2no]

so what the fuck is up with that persistent urge to ruin your own life?

Comments

[h2no]

don't act like you haven't been in one since the bronze age

[killtime]

im 7000
im allowed

[h2no]

i guess if the homework has no due date then there's no point doing it

did you know diogenes? considering following his teachings

[killtime]

diogenes was hot
in a flea bitten hobo kind of way

[h2no]

why am i not surprised the only history you actually took part in was the horny parts

[killtime]

that has less to do with me
and more to do with the fact that most of history was horny to start

[h2no]

you're right and i, as usual, am a fool

[killtime]

its fine
nobody minds a handsome fool

[h2no]

is that why you married rex
or was it because of the size of the book needed

[killtime]

you calling my husband a handsome fool?

[h2no]

are you gonna try and dispute that

[killtime]

well he did marry me
so i cant argue that he's not a fool
and you have eyes
so i cant argue that he's not handsome either

[h2no]

that's us
fools for handsome and beautiful dummies


well, except angela
i wish she'd port back in
you'd love her

[killtime]

she loved you
so i guess id have to

[h2no]

you don't have to like people just because i like them you know
like if you and maxie or matt met and hated each other i wouldn't be torn up over it

[killtime]

just let me be a sentimental old bitch would you

[h2no]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
you have nothing but time to be that

[killtime]

is all this making fun of me
part of your persistent urge to ruin your own life
because this could be an unholy gamble with my mood

[h2no]

do you even believe i think you would ever do anything to me
outside of deserved slaps

[killtime]

could threaten to fuck you
remember how that went last time?

[h2no]

:(

[killtime]

too soon?

[h2no]

[it doesn't actually bother him at all, but you know what? SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE MEAN BACK TO YOU, ANDROMACHE.]

:'(

[killtime]

[ It's a shame she gives two whole fucks about him, because otherwise that stupid sad face wouldn't move her bitch heart an inch!!! ]

don't do that

[h2no]

:''(