text - be gay do crimes

[h2no]

so what the fuck is up with that persistent urge to ruin your own life?

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damn right i did

[flightforfreedom]

6th of september? there a reason for that, arch? i mean i guess it's find but then i'm definitely 35

... which joke? dameroff? damer.. on... damer.. off... it's a bad joke and archie should feel sorry he made it


YEAH they made a sequel to top gun!! it's coming out this summer

HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY

[h2no]

6/9

i dont feel sorry i feel PROUD

come to NYC with us to see the premier finn
i want to see poe explode inside the cinema in real time

\o\

[hatejakku]

HA thats a good one
i even get the other one now too haha

but yeah that sounds fun i wouldn't miss poe's implosion for the world

if its the premier you think the actors will be there?

[flightforfreedom]

if you do day then month sure
but what if you do month then day

then it's be june 9th

maybe i should have two birthdays


NICE

boys night out, i'm hype

uh... i have no idea
maybe we should do the day after
not sure my idealism could live up to seeing maverick in person

[h2no]

who DOESN'T do it that way
pick em both who cares

yes it can don't be a wuss
i want autographs

finn gets 0 birthdays and is already planning parties for poe's 2, rip, i love him

[hatejakku]

i think different parts of Earth order the date different so
if you want to be accurate it should be both yeah
and we'll just find the average of the dates for the actual age thing
i like that

anyway
right
yes
i vote the night off too
i want pictures of poe losing his mind

we also love him

[flightforfreedom]

wait

what if you take one and i take the other

then we've got all the ground covered



you guys just really want to be able to laugh your assess off at me, huh

i get it

[h2no]

heehhehahehaehahehahe perfect
i would also accept every single day as appreciate finn day

poe i love you but you are ridiculous and i will take every opportunity i can to exploit that

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[hatejakku]

really???
wait which one?

but yeah im sorry the main reason i want to go is to laugh at you

WELL I DID

[flightforfreedom]

you can have june 9th, i'll take september 6th

we'll match



cool great

super feeling the love right now guys

LOVING FINN HOURS IS ALWAYS REGARDLESS OF CONTEXT

[h2no]

don't act like it doesn't turn you on a little

[hatejakku]

i dont know what to do with this information but i like june. that sounds fun!

sorry poe
love you
it's just
you at this thing is going to be GREAT i mean how many opportunities are you going to get to see all of this right?
we have to
i cant wait

[flightforfreedom]

that is a baseless accusation archie and i will not demean myself to give answer to it


fine fine laugh it up

we'll go and you guys can get your hilarity for a day and i'll try really hard to keep myself from badgering some poor actor about his flight training

[h2no]

you just did

you SHOULD ask them about their flight training and also offer to give them some proper lessons

WINK

[hatejakku]

they've had flight training??? i thought it was all staged

[flightforfreedom]

see finn knows what part of this conversation is important

and yeah from what i understand they all had flight training so they wouldn't look like complete idiots in the cockpit

i would have killed for that gig

[h2no]

nerds

[hatejakku]

youre the nerd that hangs out with us

maybe they'll turn it into a franchise, poe, you never know

[flightforfreedom]

yeah if we’re nerds what does that make you arch

i don’t even know how i feel about that

this one better be good is all i’m saying





who am i kidding it could be the worst movie on earth and i’m still going to watch it 800 times

[h2no]

the single cool guy OBVIOUSLY

we will be there every step of the way with you poe
i'm ready to start up a bluetube channel for you to post your thoughts
i will edit the video for you
it's time to reach your final form:
a top gun bluetuber
JOIN THE FANDOM!!!

[hatejakku]

hey that sounds fun! i bet people would like a real pilot's take anyway

one step closer to working on that set

[flightforfreedom]

don’t assume for a second that just because i haven’t pasted my face on it that i’m not already the king of this fandom

but yeah, could be fun, actually? sure why not

finn can be my straight man

[h2no]

HEY WHY AM I NOT THE STRAIGHT MAN

[hatejakku]

ive heard what that word means on earth and im pretty sure im not that, sorry

[flightforfreedom]

okay a) you guys are adorable

b) in that meaning of the word, neither of you get to be the straight man

c) it also means the guy who is serious while the other guy is joking in a comedic act

which is why archie can't be the straight man, he'd just start snickering

and finn already just did it to amazing effect so

i'm right

again