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[h2no]

so what the fuck is up with that persistent urge to ruin your own life?

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Re: private | video

[h2no]

[magnus gets video. he knows his bro doesn't like text!!]

Absolutely. Where do I sign up?

[burlyboy]

We-ell, there's not exactly a sign-up sheet, per-say. It's more of a drop-in affair.

Also, illegal. But consensual! Which is my favourite kind of illegal!

[h2no]

Aye, that makes two of us! Well, 'cept for spray paintin' dicks on M's apartment, but who cares about that?!

[except m, presumably.]

Do I need a character like you? I wanna be the shark!

[burlyboy]

I'm offended you didn't invite me!

You don't need a character... but if you don't want anyone else knowin' what you're getting up to it, uh, might be for the best. Especially since I think Aegis miiiiight frown upon something like this.

[ Maybe he should tell Archie to rethink it... ]

I can make you a mask!

[ Nope! ]

[h2no]

Oh, I-- ain't really... in it anymore. It's complicated.

[so, you know. he'll do whatever he wants, baby.]

Yes! Wood? Yes!!

[burlyboy]

Oh. That right? You never told said.

[ Huh. ]

All right. The way I see it, we've got two options. We chop wood and punch people and then we talk. Or we do it the other way round. Your choice, bucko.

[h2no]

Still working it out, bro. I'll update you when I got it straight for myself.

[he's... honestly been avoiding it, too. it's not something pending, just something he needs to talk to ashley about.]

What, no talking while chopping wood?

[burlyboy]

That can work too.

And - you know, sometimes it helps talking to someone else to get it straight in your head. Or at least that's what works for me. You can talk to me, Arch. No judgment.

[h2no]

I ain't got nothin' to talk about.

[magnus can probably see through that immediately. they both know both of them have enough weighing them down that there's always something, even if they're good at pretending otherwise. why he still tries to pull this shit with the people he knows can see through it is anyone's guess.]

You gonna tell me which wood we're gonna attack or am I gonna have to make a shitty dick joke?

[burlyboy]

You can't start talking about wanting to ruin your life and then say you've got nothing to talk about, bud. But you don't have to. It's fine.

[ Magnus never pushes, though. That's why he got along so well with Taako. ]

C'mon, we can go for a hike, find you what you're looking for.

[h2no]

Sometimes a dumbass thought is just a dumbass thought, bro.

[same old song and dance.]

Sure. You mind if I bring Mightyena? [that's a joke. in what reality would magnus not want to see a dog?]

[burlyboy]

We just don't always broadcast 'em.

Of course. Bring him over. He'll enjoy the hike!