text - be gay do crimes

[h2no]

so what the fuck is up with that persistent urge to ruin your own life?

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[justlittle]

I guess. Do onixes strictly eat non-sentient rocks? How do you know if a rock is sentient or not?

[h2no]

they usually try to move out the way of being eaten?
i'm sure there have been documented cases of onixes eating other rock types on purpose or by accident

[justlittle]

There are other types of sentient rocks?

[h2no]

yes?

[justlittle]

Exactly what kind of world do you come from?
Are there sentient mountains?

[h2no]

one of the weirder ones
not quite
but there are pokémon that can move mountains

[justlittle]

Literally? Or in the motivational sense?

[h2no]

no literally
pretty easily too

[justlittle]

That must be hell on your local mapmakers.

[h2no]

that's why i ain't one

[justlittle]

What is it that you do instead? Besides habitually ruin your own life?

[h2no]

er
no
just about that, really

[justlittle]

What's the average salary of a professional life ruiner?

[h2no]

dunno they pay me in bitcoins

[justlittle]

Hell of an exchange rate.