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Good guys my ass.

[The face that comes into view glares into his screen, not bothering to hide his contempt. How it's possible to judge the network so early is a mystery, but somehow he's managed to.]

Good guys don't waste my time with shitty assignments and craptoos. What the fuck is an anger management facility?! It's better off bein' recycled into fireworks-

[His free hand, cupping his chin, twitches, tense and restless. Blowing up his newly assigned workplace would certainly help soothe his anger, but it's probably illegal. Shame. As disgruntled as the teen appears, Katsuki didn't come on the network to complain. He scoffs, takes a breath, and:]

OKAY, LISTEN UP!!!

I'm looking for anyone from UA- hell, anyone from our rival schools. People with quirks. Whatever. If you don't know what I mean, answer this:

How do I make some real money in this shithole? Enough money to start my own agency.

Don't waste my time telling me you don't got any answers, or I'll kill ya.

[He slams his hand down on the table. And if he accidentally singes the table, well. It was an ugly table to begin with.]

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I do write... Perhaps that is a quirk to some. But I am not concerned with competing with other authors.

That-

That's not what I meant! How the fuck do you equate 'quirks' to 'writin'?! Are you stupid?! I'm talking about super powers!

Edited 2020-06-09 09:33 (UTC)

Oh!

Well, I do have one of those... If I touch something, it turns into solid gold.

All the time? Everything? How do ya eat?

It only affects one hand.

[He holds up his left hand, which is enclosed in a lead-lined glove.]

So it just makes things a little awkward.

[He makes a face.]

It'd suck if ya sneezed and blew your nose with the wrong hand- You use it to sell gold and get rich?

No, I have no real use for that here. I have all I require.

And luckily it does not affect my own skin.

What a waste. What's the point of a good quirk if you don't use it?

I did offer to make chess sets for people.

To chuck at people's heads?

No, of course not... That would be dangerous.

To play, of course. Do you not play chess?

I've played it sometimes. You challenging me?

Oh, it would be lovely to play a game or two with you, sir.

You're on.

Then may I ask your location?

I'm at Shitty City, Shitty State.

I don't believe that is on the map....

Oh, you're right. The whole place is shit.

It's Nonah, North Carolina.

Oh! That is where I am currently living. I am in number 004. Do you live nearby?

WHAT?!?! I'M IN 3!!!!

[Did he hear that from unit 004?]

[There is a strange echo from both device and outside. Morris blinks. Well, that was loud...]

Uh, yes. So it seems that we are neighbors.

[He offers another smile.]

You're welcome to visit.

Fuck. I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE!

[And true to his word Katsuki is standing outside Morris' door screaming like a hungry, stray cat.]

COWBOY!!! I'M COMING IN!!!

[He hurries down to open the door. Seems any housemates are currently out.]

Come in...

[He says graciously, stepping back to allow him entry.]

[Katsuki steps inside, and then slips off his shoes because. That's what he does.]

Hey.

[He glances at the shoes but politely doesn't remark about it. He waves toward a couch. A chess board is set up on the coffee table.]

Would you like a glass of water before we begin?

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