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[hot_handed]

Good guys my ass.

[The face that comes into view glares into his screen, not bothering to hide his contempt. How it's possible to judge the network so early is a mystery, but somehow he's managed to.]

Good guys don't waste my time with shitty assignments and craptoos. What the fuck is an anger management facility?! It's better off bein' recycled into fireworks-

[His free hand, cupping his chin, twitches, tense and restless. Blowing up his newly assigned workplace would certainly help soothe his anger, but it's probably illegal. Shame. As disgruntled as the teen appears, Katsuki didn't come on the network to complain. He scoffs, takes a breath, and:]

OKAY, LISTEN UP!!!

I'm looking for anyone from UA- hell, anyone from our rival schools. People with quirks. Whatever. If you don't know what I mean, answer this:

How do I make some real money in this shithole? Enough money to start my own agency.

Don't waste my time telling me you don't got any answers, or I'll kill ya.

[He slams his hand down on the table. And if he accidentally singes the table, well. It was an ugly table to begin with.]

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text; ID reads "All Might"

[onederfulhero]

🔥🔥 I would expect nothing less than such a fiery, passionate entrance from you, Bakugo!

I am glad to see you!

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[hot_handed]

How the fuck

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[hot_handed]

All Might?

[What the hell what the hell when did he get here? All Might is here?

He swallows the relief at knowing this. It blends with his outrage at knowing even All Might was kidnapped, and manages to recover, at least over text.]

How long you've been here?

[onederfulhero]

I am indeed here! The same as I ever was, and yet different!

A few months. Midoriya, Yaoyorozu and Present Mic-sensei have come as well.

Text: UN: Archon

[thyarchon]

Doing jobs has always been a source for money.

Though threatening to kill people has rarely ever made anyone willing to employ someone.

Text: UN: Lord Explosion Murder

[hot_handed]

Did I ask for the history lesson?

I'm employing MYSELF!

[thyarchon]

If I ever have need of someone to yell at and threaten the lives of innocent bystanders I shall call upon you.

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[rimuru]

I think threatening to kill people is not going to get you very far.

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[hot_handed]

What the FUCK WHY'S THE GELATIN TALKIN' SHIT?!

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[anthropophagite]

[ Ah, well, you absolutely need anger management so it IS a very fitting job. ]

You don't need to continue at the job they assigned you, but in order to get money you do need to work like any [ most ] member of society. So you will indeed need a job.

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[hot_handed]

Who said I wouldn't work? I'll work for myself, Eyepatch, by providin' a service no one else has the guts to live up to.

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[heroondecku]

Kacchan?!

[THINGS IZUKU DID NOT EXPECT TO HAPPEN TODAY: THIS.

He's very valiantly going to not comment on the anger management thing. He likes being living and being alive.]

When did you get here?

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[hot_handed]

[He knows that voice. He would have to be unconscious not to recognize that voice, and even then the sheer annoyance upon hearing it would possibly be enough to wake him up. All Might 'warned' him, but that doesn't stop him from making a face and shouting back.]

Who said ya could get here before me, Shitty Nerd?! I've only been here about a day!

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[john_morris]

I believe that most people have some sort of quirk.

[He's thinking as in quirky.]

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[hot_handed]

Yeah? What's yours, Old Western?

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[detectivedwloki]

Look, I'm going to need you to calm down, sir. Threats won't be tolerated.

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[hot_handed]

AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!

Come at me!!!

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[mysterioisthetruth]

Fireworks are a great idea!

But I think somebody needs that anger management...

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[hot_handed]

The only anger management I need is kicking your ass!!!

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[crimsonunion]

[Ryuko stares at the screen, bemused. Watch Bakugo is like if you gave her past self from a year or so ago a blond dye job and a chest binder. She can't help but like the kid. (Even though Ryuko has no right calling Bakugo a kid since she's barely a year older than him.)]

Don't know about any of that UA business, but yeah, the jobs they give us here are so goddamn stupid. Do I look like barista material? I swear, it's like those assholes have it out for me specifically.

Anyways, before I can answer your other question: you Registered, or did you already give those suits the middle finger and deregister? [Ryuko rolls up her sleeve, tapping her VIGILANTE tattoo.] Can't share trade secrets with a registered hero.

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[hot_handed]

[Katsuki just smirks. He might be in a bad mood, but that's the perfect time to insult strangers he's only just met.]

Don't know, I've met some shitty baristas, Stripe Hair.

Huh?! [He eyes the tattoo quietly. So that's what they meant by the swearing ceremony. Vigilantes existed on his world too, but the only labels tied to you were the ones on your license or criminal record.] I ain't done nothing yet. The ceremony's in a week, or whatever.

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[recommendations]

[ Why... Why this? Why her? Why now? ]

Yes, Bakugo-san. Some of us are here. Let me guess... You don't remember this place at all, do you?

[ More importantly, why is she the only one who remembers being here before? ]

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[hot_handed]

[Oh look, it's Ponytail. All Might already told him, so he's not surprised, but seeing a familiar face helps with some of the annoying sting of being stuck here.

What does surprise him is her question.]

Why would I remember this place?! Ain't you supposed to be the smart one, Ponytail?!

text, ID reads 'tadashi' | DON'T LOOK AT ME SHOWING UP THIS LATE

[tadeadshi]

[Boy the porter really had some fun with this world. He recognizes 'UA' from his conversations with the others, but anger management facility................................................... yeah this kid needs it.]

What kind of agency?

NO SUCH THING AS LATE <3

[hot_handed]

💥💥 A HERO AGENCY 💥 SO I CAN MURDER 💀💀💀 ALL THE VILLAINS!!! 💥💀🖕